INTERVIEW WITH

IAN HEALY

- fav food : muffins

- fav drink : xxxx lager and Warney's piss

- fav song : marvelous

- ambition : to take Mark's job and shove it up his arse

- fav past time: playing with balls and breaking fingers

-  get any muff? : no but i catch plenty of slippery balls

- best friend : warney's balls

- hobby : grabbing and holding on to warney's balls

- bad habbits : sticking my arse out when batting...bad for the square leg umpy

- likes : balls, Warney, loosing vice captaincy

- dislikes : Gilchrist, Taylor, Batsmen, Fast Bowlers, his arse and the aussie selectors

- fav position : behind (the stumps we hope)

- fav sayings : howzat, how is that, how is he, how was he, bowled warney

- fav TV show : the cricket show...surprise surprise

- fav movie : there's something about Warney

- fav mag : wassies world online edition ofcourse

- is wassie cool? : yes how is he??

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