MOVIE REVIEWS
Wassie Jones 007
Wassie Jones 007 is an epic movie for all to see. It stars Wassie, and Wassie some great acting is shown throught the film. It starts out as Wassie, a small town local hero, sets out on a quest to rid the world of scum. To do this he must hire his long time buddy pal and assistant J.B, expert in hi-fi equipment. There is plently of action and plenty of Mafia spilling their guts. Wassie is great in this top flick as is J.B and this looks to be a big box office smash.
There's something about Wassie
Wassie stars in this comedy/ drama for all the family. Wassie is just hillarious J.B, who is acting alongside Wassie for the first time, is also marvellous. Wassie is an uptown man and he's been living in an uptown world, which is a pretty crap world cos he lives in an old wreck of a shaq. During the film J.B keeps asking everyone what is it about Wassie?? Wise cracks "like that poof lives in a shaq "and "Wassie sucks" makes this movie very pleasant to watch. But it is unconventional that in the end the thing about Wassie is his stench from being in the shaq with dead rats under his bed.
The Wassman show
Wassie stars in his very own show...as the title says. A selfish T.V presenter, J.B, adopts little baby Wassie and makes a T.V show about every minute of Wassies life. As Wassie is troubled by the unrealistic reality he faces. He plans a plot to run away. To everyones surprise he does and is not seen again, good bye Wassie.
I know what Wassie did last summer
this is a classic tale where Wassie stars as a drinking alcoholic prick who loves having big pool parties at his house with his friends. Him and his friends get so pissed that they don't remember anything that happened over summer!! It so happens that some sico knows what they did last summer. But Wass and friends don't know, so the sico's threats are completley useless.