INTERVIEW WITH                                                                   THE VAMPIRE!

Favorite Food:        Neck Bone

Favorite Drink:        Garlic Juice

Favorite Past Time:    Sucking up to teachers

Employment:              Nurse at blood bank  

Get Any Muff:            No, But plenty of sucking  

Favorite Footy Team:    Wassie bats

Favorite Player:          Dracula

Favorite Sport:          100m Suck

Favorite Performers:   The Three Suckers

Best Friend:                 Buffy, Mr Mosquito

Car:                                Bat Mobile

Hobbies:                        Sucking Blood,  Tennis

Favorite Saying:        " I want to suck your blood "

Is Wass Cool:             Yes, I like his garlic Juice!

 WASS:     Thank you very much for the interview, Mr Vampire, I really enjoyed i.....ARRRGGHH, NO!, DON'T BITE ME ARRGGHHH, SAVE ME BUFFY AARRRRGGHH  SUCK ME BUFFY...........................................................

VAMPIRE: MMMM He tasted good, so did Buffy, I might go and have some Garlic Juice now to wash it down.

BUFFY: Yeah, Hi I'm dead now, but I am talking, COOL EH? That is about as stupid as my TV show! Bye!!!