*Wassies World reccomends viewing by mature audiences: It contains sexual refrences & high level coure language!*

Gossip in Bayswater

& Beyond


"She Sucked My Fucking Dick"

Well Butcher and Wassie last Thursday were suprised when some spastic guy came up to talk to us. It wasn't just that he was a spastic, it was what he said!! scene: butcher & wassie out side Chris Egan-Lee's house (which is in Wantirna not Bayswater) see some guy walking up the footpath.
Well the guy who wishes to remain un-named came up to us and said these exact words before running off "See that brick letter box of there? It's got semen on it, cos this lady she sucked my fucking dick"...running of yells back another two times "she sucked my fucking dick"
We ran into this...bloke later and asked him for an interview in Wassies World but he knocked it back, well he spat and dribbled it back!! Just another one of our weird moments..this one actually being true!

Tim Butcher Not Happy With The New Style Wassies World

Well good ol' Fat Albert is not too happy with Wassies World on-line, and actually said that it was "#%@&ing shit and no one will go there" not true because you are reading it right now. For anyone who doesn't know Tim Butcher is a Homie G jus' chillin' in tha hood wit' his brothas rappin'. WHAT A COOL DUDE!!

Sparks Fly Over False Graduation!

It is believed that the grade 6 class of '95 at BWPS have falsely graduated to high school and may be forced to do it again. Det. Snr. Sgt. Wassie says that "Mr Ron Critchely did not fill in the certificates correctly. He spelt his own name wrong, wrote the name of the Primary School that he went to (because he is so young we can understand that), and totally screwed up the rest". Why don't you go get your certificate out have have a look. It is also believed that Luke Garland's is alright because he got his Mum to fill it in. If ya reading this Hi Garland.

                                 

Well enough goss for this month, check out the general info. page for any special events!!