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TOP  TENS

top ten Benjamin Brady  + John Monkhoist sayings:

 Brady:  1o/ I'm the most dyyynaaamic feelder at the club

Monkhoist:  9/ Fuckin' pitch it up or yas can fuck orf

Brady:    8/ I'm gettin' an Hawaaiiiin shirt for when i go to Hawaaiiaiii

Monkhoist:   7/ Run Wal Ruuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn

Brady:   6/ Brooyyan Loora (Brian Lara) is gonna be at chaaaadstone

Monkhoist:    5/  C,mon Wal

Brady:    4/  fuckin jeeeeeeessaaassss, well  done butter arm!

Monkhoist:   3/ singing while wearing disco pants!: Disco Fever!! yeah...Disco fever!!

Brady:    2/  I'm gettin' a jeeettskkeeeee for chriiiiiiiistmas

Monkhoist:    1/ Be up at Guy Turna at quard da ate, not ten past ate Matty Parka, quard da ate

Top Ten ways to order a pizza:

10/ Tell the order taker there are rival pizza places on the other line and your going the lowest bidder

9/ Say hello, act stunned for 5 seconds and then act as if they called you

8/ Change your accent every three seconds

7/ Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it

6/ If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right say "again with a little more oomph this time" .

5/ Ask if you get to keep the pizza box, when they say yes show a sigh of relief

4/ Move the mouth peice further and further away from your lips as you speak

3/ When the call ends, scream goodbye as loud as possible

2/ Immitate the order takers voice

1/ Start the call with: my call to Pizza Hut, take 1, and ACTION