Alright... you are about to experience slight
discomfort.... THAT'S RIGHT!!! IT'S NOW MY FRIENDS!!! GWAHAHA!!!
*ahem* now... onto the torture.. uhm.. I mean.. entertainment
*^_^* please! keep your seats and tray tables in the full upright
position... we're gonne experience some turbulence!!! ROCK ON!!!
*ahem* right this way my dear DEAR *ahem* FRIEND *^_^*