Alright... you are about to experience slight discomfort.... THAT'S RIGHT!!!  IT'S NOW MY FRIENDS!!! GWAHAHA!!!  *ahem*  now... onto the  torture..  uhm.. I mean.. entertainment *^_^*  please!  keep your seats and tray tables in the full upright position... we're gonne experience some turbulence!!!  ROCK ON!!!  *ahem*  right this way my dear DEAR *ahem*  FRIEND *^_^*