Enemies!
The following infomation
is, to the best of our knowledge, true.
Firstly and most importantly
we have 'Bibby'. This guy(child) is our arch enemy. He is a charity dependant
teenager with the stench of stale piss and the mentality of a five year
old. He has the complexion of an old chickens skin(dull yellow).
Full name :
Jason Bibby
Age : 16 - acts
5
Hobbies : Star
Trek, tree climbing, computer nerd, childens cartoons
Features : Gnit
ridden dirty blonde hair, piss colour skin, built like an eithiopian,
reptile eyes
Reasons why hated
: (Oh, where do we begin?!) Skanky, stinks, shits and pisses himself, wears
60's clothes that are handed down from his mum, no self respect, no friends(except
the occasional freak)
Hate
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10
Next we have 'Manoid' ,
Manoid is a trans-sexual, who once was a woman that had a sex change operation
that sadly went wrong. He/she(it), is now tragically trapped inbetween
sexes.
Full name :
Claire (some thing or other)
Age : 17
Hobbies : Football,
pubs, pulling women and rugby.
Features : Glasses,
mens hair and clothing,
Reasons why hated
: Transexual, funny face, talks like a bloke.
Hate
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7 - 8 - 9 - 10
Another example from the 'sexually
misguided' group on our bus is 'Crotchie'. There are doubts as to
which gender crotchie belongs to. Crotchie gained his nickname because
of the simple fact that he adores mens crotches. Crotchie has produced
an invention that allows him to view the males crotches without detection,
this device is called a mirror.
Full name :
Peter sudnik
Age : 17
Hobbies : Shagging
men, eyeballing crothes
Features : Childish,
gay face, fucked up, bushlike hair, fat, has saggy man breasts.
Reasons why hated
: He stares at our genitals whilst rubbing himself (nuf said)
Hate
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8 - 9 - 10
It is not only males
that we have come to hold grudges against, we have also come accross 'Splinter',
she, whilst obviously female, is best described as a mongrel, her face
is so fucked up its hard not to frown when looking at her.
Full name :
Christine
Age : 17
Hobbies : Shagging
EVERY man in the shed at the back of a pub (thus the name splinter)
Features : Face
like a walrus, obese, hag-like hair and a destinct smell of stale cum follows
her
Reasons why hated
: She wants to rape us, stalks us, lives on penis
Hate
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8 - 9 - 10
Lastly on our list of people
we 'dislike' is 'Lydia'. Lydia is understandably unable to help her appearance
as she is fucked up in the head. She is best described as a cross between
a rugby player and a russian weight lifter with a set of farmers sideburns
to match.
Full name :
Lydia
Age : 18
Hobbies : watching
playschool and sesame street, playing with other mingmongs
Features : Built
like a brick shit house, face of a 2 year old with a mans stubble.
Reasons why
hated : Because she's so lame, she relies fully on her mum to feed her
etc.
Hate
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9 - 10