If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?
How did a fool and his money GET together?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Does "virgin wool" come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
When you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?