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Seeking Peter

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00."   A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.   Just at that time another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES." They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "Well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion." So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign........   "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER.....$50.00!!!!"