People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did...
but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Growing old is mandatory;
growing up is optional.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
My mind not only wanders,
sometimes it leaves completely.
Everytime I think about exercise,
I lie down til the thought goes away.
God put me on earth to accomplish
a certain number of things.
Right now I am so far behind,
I will live forever.
I finally got my head together,
and my body fell apart.
There cannot be a crisis this week;
my schedule is already full.
The nice part of living in a small town is
that when I don't know what
I'm doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is
to lose weight, because by then your body
and your fat are really good friends.
Sometimes I think I understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.
I've seen it all,
I've done it all,
I just can't remember most of it.
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