| CONDOM | ADVERTISING JINGLE |
| Nike Condoms: | Just Do It |
| Toyota Condoms: | Oh, what a feeling! |
| Ford Condoms | The ride of your life |
| Microsoft Condoms: | Where do you want to go today? |
| KFC Condoms: | Finger Licking Good |
| M&M's Condoms: | Melt in your mouth, not in your hands |
| Duracell Condoms: | Keep going and going and going |
| Pringles Condoms: | Once you pop, you can't stop |
| OzEmail Condoms: | We give you more |
| Intel Condoms: | Intel inside |
| BMW Condoms: | Pure driving pleasure |
| Australian Open Condoms: | Double the Action |
| Labor Party Condoms: | It's Time! |
| Energiser Condoms: | Oi Oi Oi! |
| Hyundai Condoms: | All Day, Every Day |
| Tip Top Condoms (available in Tasmania only): | Good on'ya' Mum! |
| Panasonic Condoms: | Even more than you expected |
| Swan Lager Condoms: | They said you'd never make it... |
| Vegemite Condoms (targeted at the gay market): | Puts a rose in every cheek |
| Levi Condoms: | Do you fit the legend? |
| Nescafe Condoms: | It brings you together |
| XXXX Condoms: | I can feel a XXXX coming on..... |
| The Following brands would probably not sell very well: | |
| Dunlop Condoms: | Stick with Dunlop |
| Mitsubishi Condoms: | Please consider |
| AFL Condoms: | I'd like to see that! |
| Samboy Condoms: | The flavour really hits you! |
| TAC Condoms: | Speed Kills |
| Nobby's Condoms: | Nibble Nobby's Nuts |
| Ericsson Condoms: | Smaller |
| Bolle Condoms: | Put 'em on your face |
| Red Rooster Condoms: | The chicken is ready! |