Mel cuddling Bart Simpson in her LOOOOOOVELY fairy outfit! *awwwww*

 
Name:  Mel 
Nickname/s IRL: UTI, Meldog, Melly Pelly, Drumma Gal, Melly Moo, Meffle
Nicknames on Internet: DrummaGal
Petnames: Tiger, Drumma, Melly Pelly
Birthdate/Age: 4/7/84
Sex: Mmmmm... Yes Please 
Height: Nikki's shoulder height!
Hair Colour: Pinky orangy blonde
Eye Colour: Green with brown specs
City you live in:  Newcastle
Status: Taken
E-mail Address: [email protected]
Website? "Not that I know of" (Quote: Mr Bean)
Likes: SINKY KUM BEX
Dislikes: Mog
Favourite Sports: Ripping off bumsucks & egg throwing
Favourite Type of Music: Definately blythies type
Favourite Song: Sweet dreams (music)
Favourite Band: JASPA!!!
Favourite place in the world: Under Bridges! (They're wet aren't they Mel!)
If you had $1000, what would you do with it? utensils!!!
Who is your Idol? MUMMA....... i have to get mumma
Favourite place on the net: 9 msn
Best website you've seen: CALL GALS
Who is your best friend? MEGAN (hah yeh right)
Favourite person to talk to: Lorraine
Worst Enemy: Dandruff
What are you most scared of? Megans hair (SPAGHETTI MUPPETS) & blythie smiling 
Who do you tell the most to? mumma and lorraine
What deoderant/Cologne/Purfume do you wear? so & imari
What do you want to do when you leave school? KINKY BUM SEX instructor
Are you ticklish? just ask james... he knows!!!
What turns you on? megans hair!!!!
Do you believe in Destiny and Fate? Yes
What makes you laugh? Me!!!
What is the most stupid thing you have done to show affection? Hugged a stranger!
Name 3 pet peeves of yours. megan mog moggles
Do you play an instrument? Yes! James' TinkyWinky! And drums!
Favourite sexual position: bum to bum oh & FROGGIE
Any other comments? who needs relationships when you can have casual bum sex!!! 
SEX is boring pain is fun gonna chop my fingers off one by one!!!
MUMMA MUMMA I LOVE YOU MUMM!!!
mumma used to say life was like a............... FLUTE!!!
i dont have to say anymore!!!