This fat shit, she played two,
Didn't have a shower and smells like poo,
With a Niknak paddywack give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 3,
Hoe-moe-sex-you-al-it-ee
With a Niknak paddywack give a dog a bone..
This fat shit came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 4,
Her way of hygiene is really poor,
With a Niknak paddywack Give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 5,
Whinge like hell, "I don't wanna live anymore"
With a Niknak Paddywack give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 6,
Wonder what she does with THOSE drumsticks,
With a Niknak paddywack give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 7,
Don't expect to go to heaven,
With a Niknak Paddywack give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 8,
Fucked her cousin, says "MY RAGS ARE LATE"
With a Niknak paddywack give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 9,
"I've been lying but I think that's fine",
With a Niknak paddywack give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 10,
Did she fuck her cousin again?
With a Niknack Paddywack give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 11,
Refer this one to number 7,
With a Niknak paddywack give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This fat bitch, she played 12,
She sticks a flute up herrrrselve
With a NIknak paddy wack give a dog a bone...
This fat bitch came rolling home.

This is the song that doesn't end,
About someone with noooo friends.
Some people, started singing it, not knowing what it wrong,
Its about a girl with greasy hair, the list goes on and on...