Da Night Bepor Christmas
-random email

Da night bepor Christmas
An all tru da house
Nating pas
Not eben a mouse.

Da children dey nossie
all snog on da ploor
An Mama puts newspepper
Tru da crack on da dor.

Den Mama in da stobe
Roost up da manuk
Steer up da adobo
An make bake da biko.

Den out on da rud
Dey gut such a clatter
Soun like old manong
Pull down da ladder.

I run so past
To open da dor
I trif ober da dog
An paull down on da ploor!

As I look out da dor
In da light ob da moon
I tinking "apo, you cresy
I'm gitting old too soon."

Becaoos dere on da rud
Wer I turn my head
Dere's eight carabao
fulling a sled

An a little driber
Wit a big ishtick
I know right away
must be St Nick.

Mob paster an paster
Da carabao dey come
He wistle an holler
An call dem by nim:
"Oy, Boogy!
Oy, Ninoy!
Oy, Dong!, an' Bebe!
Ay, Inday!
Ay, Melda!
Cory, an Maria!"

To da taf ob da forch
To da taf ob da wall
Crawl da carabao
An dey neber paul.

Uncle Onsing's pighting chicken
Ober da rooptof he ply
Wen da big dog
He running by

Uf to da forch
Da carabao he clim!
Wit da sled pull of toys
An St Nicklas behin.

Den on taf op da forch roop
It soun like hell
Wer all dem carabaos
Sit down on der till.

Den down da chimney
I yill por long time
As St Nicolas paul down
An sit on de pire

"Jesus-Maria-Sep!", he exclim
"My fants hab a hole
Wen I sit down
On da rid hot coal,"
An jump like a cat
out to da ploor
Where he lan wit a isflat!

He was dress in pur
Prom his head to his poot
An his clothes dey all dirty
Wit ashes an soot
A sock pull ob flaytings
He trow on his buck
He look like a boorglar
An dats por a pahct.

His eyes how dey shine
His dimple, how mirrey!
Mebe he alredy drink
Da wine prom da birry.
His chik was like a rose
His nose like a chirry
On secon tought mebe
He drink up da shirry.

Wit snu-white chin wisker
An quibering billy
He shek wen he lop
Like da strubirry jelly!

But a wink in his eye
An a shake ob his hid
Mik my compidence dot
I no nid to be skirred.

He don' talk
He juss go to his woork
foot flaytings in sock.

An den he turn wit a jerk
He foot bot his han
On tof ob his hid
An look uf da chimney

An den he said
"Wit all dat pire
An dat burning hot plim
I no go back
De sim way I kim."

So he run out da door
An he clim uf da roop
He is no pool
Por to make one more goop.

He jumf to his slid
An crock his big wif
Da carabaos mob down
An don mik one slif

An I hir him shout loud
Wit da carabaos he ply
"Mirry Christmas to all!
An to all a goodbye!"
 

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