The "Black Team" repeatedly cheated to win.

While playing "Musical Shower Chairs", "Antonio" - the Dietary Supervisor, had her hand on the chair and her bottom half way inside it as she went around and around. When the music stopped, she casually sat down in the shower chair, knocking "Green Team" out of the way. Thus the Judges, deemed the winner - "Green Team".

The next game was "Toss the balls and catch them in a bedpan". The "Black Team" once again found it necessary to cheat. "Guido" the Director of Nurses, picked up the balls, that fell on the ground and hand placed them in the bedpan. They lost once again. The "Yellow Team" won that one!

The third game, we had the team members all blindfolded, and guess what?? Once again, the "Black Team" cheated. They were peeking out of the sheets to see what the Judges had in store for them next. It was a simple game of grab the fruit and pass it up the line into the final team members mouth. We started off with grapes, then a banana, then an apple and an orange. Somehow the Orange mysteriously turned into a Lemon!! (snicker, snicker) Although we believe that "Vito" the Administrator, did make the funniest face upon eating the lemon....the "Red Team" won!!

Moving onto the races....

"Bobbing for Turds". Though it was not really a "Turd", but a Baby Ruth candy bar posing as a "Turd", the race was on. The teams were to hop on a walker to the person sitting in a shower chair...then roll that person to the other team member in a wheelchair, who was to be pushed to the wash basin with the "Turd" in it, set the basin on their lap and wheel it back to the person in the shower chair...once there....the person in the shower chair, was to either pick up the "turd" with their hand or bob for it with their mouth. (Bobbing for the Turd..would gain more points) "Green Team" member, Heather, didn't hesitate one second, she stuck her face right into that basin and quickly brought out a "turd" between her teeth. "Black Team's" leader, "Vito" bobbed for her "turd" as well, but she had to fish around for her "turd" because, for some reason, these "turds" didn't float!! Then the next teams went bobbing for their "turds". The "Red and Yellow teams" were next. Just as they were racing to the shower chair, along comes "Mario" the Activity Assistant and guess what she does?? Not only did we have a "Turd" in the basin, but "Mario" squirts some yellow food coloring into the basins, to make it look like urine!!! "Red Team" being the competitive type, goes ahead and bobs for the "turd"!! "Yellow Team" had to go get her child from school so she opted to grab the "turd" with her hand. The "Green Team" won that one.

Then last but not least, we had a "Water Balloon Toss". The teams were all doing great, when all of a sudden the Judges had to duck. The water balloons were being tossed at them by the "Black Team", ending the day in a water fight!! Once the Judges conversed on the events, they decided that the "Green Team" came in 1st, "Red Team" in 2nd, "Yellow Team" in 3rd and the "Black Team" placed in 4th place. Well, needless to say the "Black Team" was not happy with the prizes that the Judges so carefully selected for them. Now you tell me, who doesn't need a toilet paper roller?? Doesn't everyone need a coaster?? How about a plastic fruit?? A person can't have too much fiber in their diet can they??

From the Judges stand point, everyone had a Great time and they look forward to being asked to be the Committee, once again for next years annual "Games for National Nursing Home Week".

The "Black Team", being the Poor Sports that they are, has found it necessary to harrass the Judges!!! They have resorted to Kidnapping, Extorsion and Harrassment!!!

They kidnapped thus far,

One Baby Troll
One Ceramic Troll
One Miss M&M dispenser
One Unycorn Stamper

They have set fore these demands :

A Formal apology - for the "crappy" prizes they won.
A Lunch - Paid for by the Judges
A Public Announcement - that they were the "Winners"

They are also requesting the return of their prized possessions

A Turtle
A Dolphin
Violet - a plant
A Frog
A Doggy picture
A Clown
A Chicken
A Duck
A Hubby Picture
A Blue Ribbon

IT is BAD enough that they kidnapped our things, but they are torturing them now!!!! They are threatening to place Mr. T into the paper shredder and Flush Miss M&M down the toilet!!! The distraught Judges have recieved ransom demands of Mr T's hair with a picture of him hanging deathly close to the paper shredder and a picture of Miss M&M hanging over a toilet. They have included smashed M&M's to the notes and pictures!!

WE need your help....if you have seen any of the following people, Please contact Gazoo - Oakdale's Most Wanted now!! We need our Babies Back!!! Please help us!! Approach them with EXTREME CAUTION!!! They might ask you to assist them in their fight for a "Free Meal"!!

Vito - The Administrator - aka Cheryl

Guido - The Director of Nurses - aka Dawn

Antonio - The Dietary Supervisor - aka Nicole

Mario - The Activity Assistant - aka Jill

We sincerely appreciate all your assistance to this matter. Thank you.

Bob - The other Unit Manager - aka Robin

Darryl - Medical Records - aka Darla

  Oh..and lets not forget our other partners in crime!! Thanks for the help guys!!! :)

Spanky - Resident Care Coordinator - aka Susan

Dennis - The other Unit Manager - aka Denyse

Stanford - the Lead Housekeeper - aka Sandy

Gazoo - Environmental Services - aka Filmore

Wanda - An innocent Nursing Assistant