You can only enter the site if you follow these rules:
1- You view the site
in the earliest possible Netscape or Internet Explorer.
2- You imediatly unplug
the mouse and keyboard before entering.
3- You reference any
of the things you take from here to its original location which is not
here.
4- You always bet
on black.
5- You email me with
criticism on the 30th day of February each year.
6- You understand
that even if domething found here looks like yours it isn't.
7- You are over the
legal drinking age in your country.
8- You never visit
this site
9- You can take a
joke.
10- You understand
that these rules are full of BS.
I Agree
