Yes, believe it or not Munkee_Butt does have friends, however, only a few of them are active enough to keep a webpage. Others, well, they are just lame, but I suppose I'll talk about them none the less.

Opiate is a friend that I just recently started to get to know a bit better. Come to find out we have somewhat simular views on life and relationships. It's really quite intriguing. Anyways, he's one cool guy, with lots of thoughts and good stuff on his webpage. Go take a look, who knows maybe some day you'll be as lucky as me and will be able to even hang out in his basement. But be careful those who go into the dark basement might suffer from some extreme abdominal pains. He tends to make people laugh with funny mp3s. Either that or he might get hungry for some tasty brains.

Meme Virus well, damn he's got to be one of the only other people on ItPeesWhenIBurn that actually knows me down to a 'T'. That boy is like the big brother I never wanted, well a lot of people are, but he's the only one that has actually sworn to protect my sisters and I for life. So be careful not to mess with me, because if I can't beat you to a pulp, well Meme Virus might!

Now the Von Fange Babes, ouch, only a few words to explain them: babes, adventerous, dangerous. And beware, you mess with one of 'em you mess with all of 'em. Let me explain just a bit more. The Von Fange babes are well, exactly what they sound like--Von Fanges and BABES! **grin** The "Von Fange Babes" originated with the four main girls, Joanna, Susanna, Marianne, and of course ME! Instead of calling for each one of us, our fathers and GrampArt decided to call us the "Von Fange Babes". And, well, ever since then that's what we've been called, the name just stuck. Over the years, of course I have two other sisters--Kimberly and Stephanie, who are absolutely awesome--well, we decided that when they turned 13 years of age, that they would be considered an actual Von Fange babe. So now there are a BIG woppin' six of us! And I'll tell you what, once you've met us, you'll never forget us! (Bow in our presence!)

Now there is one guy who has been the best friend that I needed while I was in college. I'll tell you what, he is one amazing friend. Especially after all the shite I've put him through! I deeply appreciate him. He's been there for everything: my break-ups, my back together lectures, my depression, my sicknesses, my monologues, my shopping, my t.v. buddy, and even when I needed a simple compliment, somehow he would always know when I needed one and would throw one out there at me. (He claims it was his little cue guy holding up cue cards and flying planes by my window, but I know better I just like to go along with it for the laugh..) He's absolutely remarkable! There is no way that I could have made it without him last fall semester. I miss you Mr. Joel!

Megs was my roommate up at Goshen College and I must say she's the best roomie I had up there. She's one cool girl to get to know, just don't get on her bad side, she can be quite bitchy. Na, I'm just kidding. She's all fun and games.

Kris, better known as Igg to Crackhouse participants, God what can I say? He's my guardian angel. Always making sure I'm not getting stuck in the bathtub, overdosing on zoloft, getting too drunk or taking off to who knows where my drunk mind decides to take my body. He's a true life-saver (literally). Hey and he's single! Any girls wanting a good guy...well damn this is the one you're looking for! **wink**

Then there's always Mogis. Mogis--a living person at the Crackhouse--has listed me as one of the only bitches he's met that he hasn't had sex with yet. For some reason I think I'm going to be on that list for quite a while--smile. Na, Mogis is a cool guy, and for some reason he has a nack for coming out of the blue and giving good advice just when you need it. He's also a blast to get drunk with, the only downside to it is that he laughs and makes constant fun of you when you can't walk or talk. But I suppose that's my fault, I really need to make sure he's drunk first from now on.

Swell is a cool femme. She has a lot going for her. Talented, good writer, plays the Donut Song better than Tori Amos, according to Spooge. She has a really cool magizine/newspaper out that's a blast to read, it's called XINE. If you have some extra time on your hands I highly suggest reading it, actually you should read it no time or time!

Spooge is one of the main creator's/designers of the main site IPWIB. He's also one of the guys living up at Crackhouse in Bloomington. If you go to his page, I suggest checking out the yo-yo goodies.

There there's always good ol' OverLord. Many of the parties used to take place down at the TeaRoom in Mad-town where Overlord lived. Those were the good days. Many fond memories there. The good thing about Overlord is that once you befriend him, you know for a fact you've got a solid friendship, unless you fuck it up somehow. He's got a lot of good things to say. Take some time, write him and find out.


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