Favorite Quotes
These are some of mine and Nathan's favorite quotes (so far). We hear or say them ourselves. If we love 'em we remember them. These are only a few... there are more.
"Pshawpshki"
- Dan
"OW! Prickly!"
- Nichole
"Cool as Fuck."
- Chandler
"Are you in there!?! Are you in there with that DOG!"
- Rosie O'Donnell
"Are You KIDDING!"
- Laura Anderson
"SPOON!"
- Tick (The Tick, Tv)
"I am not even kidding"
- Dan
"Whore!"
- Nathan
"Don't Be A Penis*"
- Dan
"My only love sprung from my only hate"
- Juliet (Romeo & Juliet)
"Suck my ass"
- Cameren
"Oh.. You Bitch Troll From Hell"
- Patsy (Ab Fab, tv)
"He is not sticking his fingers up my anus!"
- Nathan
"You Wet Fart of a Human Turd"
- Liby, Kathy Bates (Primary Colors, movie)
"All green of skin, eight hundred centuries ago, our bodily fluids included the birth of a half-breed. For deep is the suede that mows like a harvest.**"
- Martians (Mars Attacks, movie)
"Oh what a bitch"
- Just about everyone we know
"Don't fuck my ass Argentina^"
- Dan
"Dorito!"
- Nathan
"I am the Lizard QUEEN"
- Lisa (Simpsons, tv)
"Yes, I am gay. I bet you hear that alot. But in my case it happens to be true."
- Jane, Whoopi Goldburg (Boys on the Side, movie)
"I AM Big... It's the Pictures that got small"
- Norma Desmond, Gloria Swanson (Sunset Boulevard, movie)
*Though the quote was originally said by Dan. We adapted the word penis from Chandler who used to say "Oh Penis"
** Translated into English from Martian; May not be an exact quote.
^ Though I love Evita, people make fun of me for obsessing over it. So I make fun of it as well.