Fletch's

Fletch-- thumps his chest  <cough cough>..Me King of the zoo!!
Fletch stands next to raging....chest all puffed out...hehe
Fletch . o O ( Pigeon? small pecker? huh? )
Fletch slides under trouble and acts like a chair
Fletch . o O ( soooo much fun to bounce. makes me wanna be a Tigger!! lol..... )
Fletch says, "ohhh...wonderful thing about tiggers....tiggers are wonderful things...their tops are made out of rubber...there bottoms are made out of springs....."
Fletch says, "I'm bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, bouncy, fun fun fun fun fun........."
Fletch . o O ( never kiss a boogered wife who just kissed a furry kittee.... )
Fletch says, "lol medic...hmmm...so...Nik issss: GRREAAAT?  <does his
tony the tiger imataition>"
Fletch knows a way to warm up fingers..>OH MY
Fletch . o O ( gee, and to think I started this all ALONE..just my hand and me...LOL )
Fletch . o O ( I'm raging moonie?  sounds kinky )
Fletch wishes some spinless whining, wortless excuse of a <pardon me
ladies> vagina Life support system was here so I could have a backbone
put in her!!  <winks>
Fletch says, "dunno raging...I've been know to stalk......LOL....better
be careful"
Fletch-- says, "pookie was a little bear, she came to my life one day, she and chattess started teasing me, and chased my blues away....."
 

Aurora's

Auroras can make a man hard
Auroras is old enough...and ya can't have my sex....I need it"
Auroras says, "Fletch....yer dog is farting....."
Aurora isn't a bitch.....but give me 30 seconds
Aurora has been removing yellow crayon from her youngest child's teeth
Aurora reads the 3 bears.....ooo...that kiss was toooooo soft
Aurora . o O ( Fletch is a butt man...and a breast man and a thigh man...a..whatever he can get his hands on man )
Aurora hasn't done laundry....that is when I stopped wearing panties"
Aurora . o O ( I always run outta panties cause Fletch wears em when he flies )
Aurora . o O ( if he keeps this up....the Bermuda is the only "triangle" he's gonna see for a very long time )
Aurora tkaes her teeth from her mouth and chases Moonie around the room...clacking them at him
Aurora says, "does yer thing hang low? does it wobble to and fro? can ya tie it in a knot? can ya tie it in a bow? can ya throw it over yer shoulder like a continental soldier? does yer thing hang low?"
Aurora wishes she had a button for her beaver....er...a beaver button
Aurora sits and swings her legs quietly....can do this cause she shaved the hairs off that made that bristling sound
Aurora . o O ( this old man..he played six...he played Nikfits with his stick...with a nikfit pittywik....give a dog yer bone..this old man came rolling home )
Aurora goes afk to let her huge dogs in so no man tries to come in her house and take advantage of her while hubby is away....wait...what am I doing????
Auroras has a ball and chain....wait...I am a ball and chain
Aurora says, "ICQ blows?  damn....I must be doing sumthing wrong...it never blows for me!!!"
Aurora ponders calling a blind amn and having him read me"
Aurora says, "poodles with noodles and mooses he gooses...doggies he waggles and sheeps he cheats"
.Aurora says, "cut and paste can seem a waste til ya go to Nik's and see just hos sick all of us can be when we have a drink or two or three"
.Aurora says, "Once upon a time there was a devilcat who tried to Markter his territory under the full moonie.  But some bull went raging cause he marktered all over his stoberi and was saving it to make some sweetpuddin for when Nik and aurora came for a visit"