DrClayForrester strolls into the room wearing his polyester bell-bottom disco suit (with butterfly collar), but secretly wonders, "Is my dong on straight?"
DrClayForrester says, "Jace, ya don't even notice it going down your throat..."
DrClayForrester says, "Shut yer festering gob, ya tit!"
DrClayForrester . o O ( I'd be worried if MY nads needed suspenders... )
DrClayForrester says, "It's like kissing a lumberjack.... not that I'd know or anything.... I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!"
DrClayForrester says "Screw it", throws the map aside, grabs Vixen,and does the sort of thing that would make Heidi Fleiss say, "Uh-uh... Noooooo way!"
 

DANCIN_MOM'S

dancin_mom says, "One year while in Texas while on the potty..I met a scorpion....."
dancin_mom says, "Hey Tenn...show us yer dong!"
dancin_mom . o O ( the dong is still going strong after 3 days.. )
dancin_mom tells you, "my dong is stuck in my hair HELP"
dancin_mom can't talk about dong's gotta blow up a balloon
dancin_mom . o O ( my balloon just flew over my dong! )
dancin_mom says, "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..keep yer dong to yourself Nik!!!"
dancin_mom I lost my dong last nite...it's in the kitchen somewhere...the kids were playing with it..
dancin_mom searches frantically for her dong.....OMG...I can't find it!"
dancin_mom . o O ( I may need a towel when I am done )