Moonie's Quotes
MoonieClaus says, "This episode of Open24®
is brought to you by Rise and Shine® glow in the dark condoms"
Moonie cybered the president
Moonie uses a four leaf clover to cover
hiz vine
Moonie kicks Nik's ICQ in the woowoo
Moonie stands with hiz winky waving in da
breeze
Moonie iz a male lesbian
Moonie sprays some cream into Nik's palm
Moonie had a better reception in a turkish
prison
Moonie falls on da floor and does hiz best
impersonation of Nik and Sweet's dust bunnies
Moonie is kinda watching the new Fox special,
When Circus midgets attack.
Moonie says, "And now I'm on all the gay
mailing lists"
Moonie holds medic tight and kisses him
Moonie says, "Wb Penis"
Moonie blushes.... cuz he was a nun for
5 years
Moonie looks at Noid's corncob
Moonie quotes BooBoo.... Yogi, get yer finger
outta my butt.
Moonie says, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Randy crapped
hiz pants
Moonie says, "I was cybering Raging!!!"
Moonie has Dolly Parton's face tattooed
in the palm of hiz hand
Moonie has grandma tattooed in the other
Moonie loves playing pocket pool.... in
someone else's pocket
Moonie thinks Noid® goes both ways
Moonie hops on his trusty gerbil and heads
off into the sunset
Moonie says, "When I said "I do" she cut
em off!"
Moonie says, "And you were donig it with
me on the phone! hehehe
Moonie says, "You were trying to get us
to have phone sex!!!! hehehehehehehe"
Moonie hands TXO his inflatable doll. Love
is just a few breaths away!
Moonie says, "There once was a man named
kareem, who invented a jack off machine. On the 29th stroke. The goddamn
thing broke. And beat his poor balls into cream"
Moonie says, "Classroom demonstration!!!!!
To know what it was like to have sex with the ex, everyone with a penis
stick it in a 10 pound bag of ice now"
Moonie knows all about farm animals
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