Nikfits_FL's Quotes
 
 
 
 
Nikfits_FL needs more brown haircolor...my blonde roots are showing tonight
Nikfits_FL says, "LMAO, well i saw a BUNCH in da bottom of the envelope....and i thought that was it, then i carfefully shook it outta da card, but YA KNOW that card ya sent was uhh animated....TONS OF CONFETTIE STUCK IN DA BEARS ARMPITS, and when his arms flew up....so did da confettie!! ACK!"
Nikfits_FL hubby is having a sever pre-menstrual attack this week i believe
Nikfits_FL is bout to shove a box of midol down his throat and kick his ass...LMAO
Nikfits_FL . o O ( INANE - lacking sense or meaning, silly.....hehe )
Nik's Rules:
"1.. you have to be male..."
"2...you have to be of drinking age"
"3... you have to be UN married
"4...i need a W2 form from the last 5 years of your work...if ya work"
"5. you cannot have done any hard time in prison....(soft time is ok)"
"6. you have to like animals...but not too much so...hehe"
"7. we get to tell you what to do and when to do it"
"8. your real name CANNOT be Daniel......don't ask why, just know it's important"
"9. if ya have a truck you have to run overover husbands, and hit more than a leg"
Nikfits_FL says, "has anyone else had probs with it freezing and not moving and ya can't do a damn thing with it....ummm ICQ that is"
Nikfits_FL shrugs.....they just kinda spew out..LMAO
Nikfits_FL says, "to think in one night i am a cheap hoe photographer with a little weenie who is on trial for breakin da mic in da backseat"
Nikfits_FL says, "[email protected] ya noticed since we have known southrnbabe..spelling southern with the E don't look right no more?? LMAO"
Nikfits_FL didn't pass out nekkid pic of da party....but has da nekkid pics of breree blown up to poster size and hanging over her bed...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Nikfits_FL . o O ( sweet and I CANNOT and i repeat CANNOT share a computer.....neither one of us will be able to type on da floor )
Nikfits_FL . o O ( brrrrrrrrrrpfffffffttttttttbopbooooooobrrrrrrr )
Nikfits_FL takes da flowbee from gator.....hmmmmmmm.....u could use a trim ..or is it called a suck with this thing?? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nikfits_FL is gettin ICQed all vault like at the moment...LMAO....brb...oh me.........DON'T YOU DARE QUOTE ME TROUBLE
Nikfits_FL says, "ya know if ya don't know the words to a song, just say watermelon over and over again and it matches ...hahahaha""
Nikfits_FL says, "it is just like when u lip the word Elephant...people think you are saying I love you"
Nikfits_FL . o O ( I'm gonna wash that man right atta my hair....la la la )
Nikfits_FL sighs....ok...i got a question.... if this is nerves and stress over ...a man....how is vitamins gonna help? wouldn't be cheaper in the long run to hire a hitman??
Nikbabe . o O ( someone needs a spell checker seriously..by golly i type better drunk!! )
Nikbabe says, "the balls..i will post the dick tommorow"
Nikbabe takes moonie's sex
Nikbabe is bak, aol thingie ack ork ick...had to shut it down
Nikbabe is one talented bitch.....bwhaahahahahahah
Nikbabe is too....and i would rather be tearin off his clothes not mine... he can do that..bwhahahaha can ya edit that please Life.....ROTFLMAO
Nikbabe says, " HAHAHHAAHAAH raging is the 1st going to bed....... we gonna freeze his bread....errrrr....bra even"
Nikfits says, "OMG did he try to say minaga toi? oh hell i can't spell it either.. but i am running from that 3some thought"
Nikfits_FL . o O ( OH dear Heavens, my Mt Dew tastes ike hairspray.....oh mackeral what the hack happened.......ACKKK )
Nikfits . o O ( EEPSSS there is a 666 in mine.. but there is also 2 69's .. so it's ok... BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA )
Nikfits falls over laffin at raging.,.. i dunno... i do not want ANY part of you finding sweet a beaver.. NO NO NO
Nikfits . o O ( GAWD BLESS A MILK COW.. i keep bootin myself to the login page and i don't know HOW.. ARGHH. hahahah oh my sweet is sending me her beaver.. ACXK hsjarhwUI4YOJ wbhaha CAN'T BREATHEEEEEEE )
Nikfits makes it the official beaver night in Moe's...mark your calendars kids.. it's a holiday now
Nikfits says, "NO NOT THE TABLE.. the damn LAP TOP IS THERE.. we WILL SEE YOU.. GAWDDD i want my mommyyy.. BWHAHAHA"
Nikfits . o O ( sweet is a nuttier than a squirrels cheeks in October )
Nikfits . o O ( holy mother of gawddd.. now i haveta pee and smoke.. )
Nikfits goes back to having wild cybersex with moonie.. .. so sweet and raging can watch and learn... HA there's a QUOTE for ya
Nikfits . o O ( elvis will be pissed if his blue suede shoes get wet )
Nikfits . o O ( i know i sure as hell would be.. then again i would drown myself for buying such ugly ass shoes )
Nikfits beats da evil penis wildly, finding it was enjoyed.... BWHAHAHAHAHA
Nikfits is going insane i tell ya.. for real.. ain't gonna end.. someone just take me the hell away right now, cus there is NO saving my mind this time
Nikfits dresses da penis up in a little yellow rain slicker and hat.... it wet out there ya know... BWHAHAHAHAHAAH
Nikfits says, "shit i am confused as hell.. what is wrong with all you people?? have you all gona mad ?? or is it just me? cuz ya know i don't know and i am not sure i will ever know or figure you crazies out"
Nikfits was bout to download ymca and realized she made da damn sound to begin with...hahahhaa
Nikfits says, "i am no t driunk and i not driving so there i s not need to take me bottle away.. i will cry"
Nikfits hugs da beaver and licks da penis.. BWHAAHAHA"
Nikfits giggles.... damn moonie..yer stuff is too big for my mouse to handle.. hahahahahahahaha
Nikfits was in Jail.. HAHAHAHAHAHHAA ya hear doors slam on ya and everything../.. ROTFLMAO.. i am peeing.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nikfits says, "hahahaah just love that place feel right at home... talk and no one listens ..talk and even i don't listen.. hahahahahahaa"
Nikfits says, "LMAO@anim.. i can take whatever you give... errr..wait..shit you know.. LMAO"
Nikfits hasta pee now thank YOU VERY MUCH...LOLOL.. goes afk yelling for that ace ventura fellow
Nikfits watches BoAnim go down da hilll.. oh oh oh.. he's swerving.. oh MY <closes her eyes> yikessss he is headed for da chicken coop... oh no.. the sheep won't fit thru that door!! WATCH OUT LIL SHEEP
Nikfits . o O ( Breree made us do it dammit!!! he shoveled the tequila down our throats.... WAIT.. why do i always end up on trial?? ANIM is da one who shaved da sheep!!!! )
Nikfits says, "hehehee.. i am sleepy .. sick.. and grumpy.. and i'll be 4 other dwarfs too soon...""
Nikfits says, "BWHAHAAHAH well pookie was coloring her hair red again so
i figured hey? why not some blonde highlights in mine... and HOLY MOTHER OF GAWDDD it is BRIGHT./.. SHIT"
Nikfits REALLY has her blonde roots showing.. waaaaaa
Nikfits says, "NOOOO .. shit i am dying.. kenny says i look like a skink.. BWHAHAHAA"
Nikfits says, "damn i even feel blonde.. BWHAHAHA
Nikfits cries.. it did look good wet... but i guess then i will just be a drowned skunk.. <sighs> BWHAHAHAHAA
Nikfits . o O ( shit all mighty sweet you better not be pasting all this crap..LMAO )
Nikfits . o O ( is pman talking bout hittin that sheep at full speed again? )"
Nikfits says, "ewwwww TXO, don't use moonie's inflatable doll.. get yer own.. gross... worse than sharing a toothbrush""
Nikfits says, "thanks pman.. fucked.. ahh that's MUCH better""
Nikfits grabs raging and takes da bag and runs like hell.. Mine! Mine! Mine! GO AWAY .. LEAVE ME ALONEEEE"
Nikfits is a cold hearted bitch too...
Nikbabe can't smoke in the house.. ass gets pissed.. course.. he ain't here.. this is my room.. my stuff.. it's all coming with me.. soooooooo dammit.. brb gotta find an ashtray
Nikfits says, "and i have a new keyboard.. hehehe.. and a cool broken mic.. andddd a mouse that vacuums"
Nikfits says, "ok ok as much as i like taunting with raging's zipper and shakin my pompoms at anim, i really really need to call that Babe from da South.. hehehehe......... sooo brb in 10 or 20 or well hell ya know how we gossip.. soooo see ya soon.. there.. HAHAHAHAHAAHA AND CUT THAT OUT ANIM OR I WILL BEAT YA SILLY!!!"
Nikfits did dallas. so they say.. that damn movie.. "debbie does dallas".. it was all lies i tell ya"
Nikbabe . o O ( a genderbender is one of those socks with a strap that ya pull around and ya know bend yer gender..... drag queens use em.. don't ask me how i know i just do )
Nikfits says, "nonononononononononononononononononononono"
Nikfits says, "RAGING YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FANTABULOUS WONDERFUL SUPERCALIFRAGILISTEXPIALIDOCIOUS GOOD MAN"
Nikbabe says, "ohhhhhhhhh Disco.. that mouth condom thing fell out of my keychain and i can't get it back in.. HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Nikfits . o O ( if your happy and you know it slap sparkles... if your happy and you know it slap sparkles.. if your happy and you know then her face will surely know it if your happy and you know it slap sparkles )
Nikfits grabs a cage and runs around trying to chase the lag monster... comeeeeeee hereeeeeeee wittle guyyyyyyyyy"
Nikfits has a itty bitty hard drive........... i want a BIGGGG one i say.. always better if it's bigger
Nikfits . o O ( them water pills are scary.. specially the blue ones..... LMAO... and all i am gonna say is "yellow and blue make green" ROTFLMAO... )
Nikfits looks at da dr.. and at south.. and just sits in her porto-potty hahahaha"
Nikfits says, "·´¯`·._.·´¯`·._.·(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> hey sweet? can i vacuum with this??? LMAO"
Nikfits . o O ( who'd he call a tit? LMAO yeah yeah past the g sign for me )
Nikfits . o O ( bang a dong.. get it on.. bang a dong.. LOL oh me )
Nikfits would prefer a nice sturdy dong... got lots of hair.. don't want one that will wrinkle and frey if i wash it
Nikfits really hasta go.... got a brunch date with Chris..and he better not fondle my dong and mess up my hair. LOLOL
Nikfits watches her dong fall off from the hug
Nikfits says, "well i was gonna say i don't spit i swa.......... but nope nope not going there"
Nikfits says, "she probably has baskets and baskets of dongs in her bathroom.. i do.. LOL"
Nikfits 's hair hurts after having a dong in it for 6 hours.. i can't imagine after 3 days.. major pain i say.. hahahahahah
Nikfits . o O ( i like the ribbed dongs.. they grab your hair better........ )
Nikfits says, "no she has a dong.. i got a sdong.. thank ya very much.. hahahahahaaa ROTFLMAO...OMG"
Nikfits says, "OHMYGAWD.... my roomate had me laffin so hard last nite i snorted and almost peed my pants.. hahahahahaha"
Nikfits gets da wittle white coat with the nifty ties in the bak.. hey MOM come hereeeeeeee.... i got something for youuuuuuuuu hahahahahhaha

 

 
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