The
language we speak today actually doesn't make much sense. So, we are here
to
help you. Follow along with your teacher as you read this.
1.
PHAT- (fat)This word confuses many people, and causes some to have hurt
feelings
(Just
for further notice, try "thick" as a substitute for fat). However,
it is
believe
it or not, a compliment. PHAT is an acronym, consisting of 4 words;
Pretty
Hot And Tempting.
2.
Barnie- (BAHR-nee)This term is often cofused with a certain purple dinosaur,
but sadly,
it
has nothing to do with locing one another. This word is used to describe
a guy
that
is not particualrly the cream of the crop. Synonyms- Turn Off
Antonyms- Hottie.
2.
Da Bomb- (Duh BAHM)This word can be mistaken for an explosive devise, hoever,
it simply
refers
to something that is desired or coveted or "cool" (wow, I desire that ice!)
synonyms-
sweet, tight. Antonyms- Eww, disgusting, and "You expect me wear
THIS?!".
Now, for a little quiz to see if you were paying attention.
1.You
are at a school dance and your crush calls out to you, "Hey PHAT girl!".
You then
Run
home and cry all night, then feel guilty about your weight.
Smile,
walk his way, and ask him to dance.
March
over there and cuss him ou. What is he doing calling you FAT?!
2.You are your
Best Bud are walking through the mall. She whispers to you,
"oh, look..
Barnie at 3:00" You then say
Glance
at your watch... hey, it's not 3:00 yet!
Run
over to him and ask for his autograph, but then you realize that (click)
Grab
your bud and rush into the nearest store... hmmm great, Hallmark cards...
3.You overhear
2 words or a converstionat school- "Da Bomb". You-
Run
for the nearest exit, QUICK!
Go
over and butt in, asking about what they thought was Da Bomb
English class is dismissed! Don't forget to bring your dictionary to class again next month, class!
Art
Class
Glad you made it this fine day. In
art class this afternoon, we will be looking at an amazing new kind of
art.... a ScrawlWall! Now pay attention really close, so you
will scrawl right (??!).
US
History
Thanks for coming to U.S. History.
If you are from the US, fine, if you aren't fine. I am pretty
sure most of the workd has heard this by now. Our discussion topic
for today is about Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton. Feel free to
speack your mind, but as always, class, treat your elders with respect,
(and your president!)
Monica and Bill...
Click here
to speak your mind!
Science
Hello, I am glad you
could make it to science class.... Today's lesson will be quite short,
so make sure you follow along with
me.
Science lesson:
Make Cyber Friends and see if their is any chemistry. Make a new best bud! (remember to stay together, class. It can be dangerous out in the big cyber world!)
A short science
mini-quiz:
First, look
at this picture for 10 seconds.
Ok now, is your heart beating at the
speed of light?
Correct
answer: yes
Thank you for making
it to scince. Class is dismissed.
Math
Welcome to math.
Now, sit down and get to work!
Go to http://www.secretadmirer.com,
the web's cupid, to see if you are your crush are meant to be.
Follow further instructions at the website. Important
equation for this lesson- You+Crush=____ Complete!
Good! Now remember, if you didn't finish, it's homework. You are dismissed.
Home
Ec
Hello, young ladies.
It is quite a pleasure for you to join me today.
This Lesson is a home-made
recipe
:
Hair Highlights-
works best on light brown
to medium blond.
If you want to try this on dark
hair, beware
that it will turn your hair a coppery
color (which
I love!!) Ok, here's the recipe.
1.Wash yur hair
and squeeze out the excess water. Next take a
little conditioner,
and mix it with an equal amount of real
Lemon juice
(no, that's not Realemon brand, we're talkin' fresh
squeezed here).
2.Apply to your
hair in streaks, especially around
your face, to
frame it.
3.Leave on for
1 to 2 minutes, and rinse! Do this every time you
wash your hair
until you get the highlights you crave.
Good job today, students!
You may run on home now, but remember to come back to school later for
more lessons and homework!
GRADE FOR THE DAY:
A+
