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EL's Reflector Stuff is here!!!!!!! Glad you could make it! First, I'd like to thank El and D for letting me play on their reflector. Second, I'd like to thank El and D for letting me play as a ref mon there. And just a little note to all those "wonderful" guys that enter the ref with their cams pointed way to low......STOP THAT!!!! I gotta open your vids and dont really wanna see that!!!! Proper ref etiquette is to enter showing your face. ok...let me start the fun stuff by saying that this is all made up in my head....none of it is real....this is my attempt at humor. DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONAL!!!(especially the people that can ban me from the ref!) Using my photographic memory (its always outta film) and my ability to read in between the lines(non-existant)...i have reconstructed this chat for your viewing pleasure.
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prez : honest hillarybaby.....i'm working on affairs of state! icequeen: ok honey.....i'm going over to chelsies in a little while Subhuman (RM) : hi guys prez : (private to subhuman) subby!!!!!!, i have my vid frozen ..you aughtta see this new intern subby, what a mouth...and a dress you just wanna spray! oh..oh...oh... icequeen : (private to subhuman) HI baby!!! wanna see me, a jar of peanut butter, and my new dog "raspy tongue"? prez : hi sub prez : and hillary...you know i would never lie to you baby! have fun at chelsies icequeen : oh, hi sub. icequeen : ok bill, i will.....ummm bill, can you send in a secret service man to open this jar of peanut butter? Subhuman (RM) : ummmm...i gotta go...bye
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alta RM : ok ok ok.......its all the way in! sheesh guys, one request at a time please!!! Subhuman (RM) : hi all !!! Pixie : I was hurting all over! ELVIRA RM : el homo ist mien hubbi es eyehavo uno nipplie {translation: my husband and i are fine} ruthie : yes!! we were parasailing and that wing, you know-the one gaz worked on, it came off !!....if it wasnt for the lake, i coulda died! WaRthAwg : I never grab ankles on the first date Pa (him) : hi ya sub!!! Pa (him) : (private to subhuman) i'm logging this chat to send to alta, and i hope ya screw up! Pixie : and i told the doc "i hurt here, and here, and here(pressing each place with my finger)" and then he said "i know whats wrong dear...your finger is broken!" Tropical Joe RM : <deleted-i like going to els!> alta RM : wow pixie..what a smart doctor you have! Pixie : why not warthawg??? oh...your not a blonde...ok..nevermind ruthie : and you know what??? just for emergencies, gaz had a hearst waiting....i told him an ambulance would have been a better idea..hes so silly strangeman : hi alta!! alta RM : hi strangeman..i live at 1432 oldbag road, phoenix arizona 55429, phone 919-555-1212 age 29, and i like it doggie style best strangeman : how are you alta? alta RM : i dont know you well enough to tell you that strangeman ELVIRA RM : lol alta! gaz : woo hoo debo!!! alta RM : (private to strangeman) im fine...i will be home all evening, waiting to harrass my butthead b/f....want me to send you nasty pics of me? rascal : i cant get debo's vid!!! boo hoo Daffi RM : (private to alta) did you see rizzo's butt?.....the other side is very nice too! ELVIRA RM : papa!!! alta RM :(private to warthawg) can you take your pants off and do the helicopter dance for me again? alta RM : hi sexy boy!!! warthawg : hi elvira...i've missed you strangeman (private to alta RM) : sure alta.....but can me and my 3 brothers come over and take some?? wei live just down the road from you ELVIRA RM : hi sub! Daffi RM : hi sub Pixie : oops...kids up..brb subhuman (RM) :hi alta baby....daffi...elvira, you ladies look great today...as always!!! alta RM :(private to subhuman) you shithead!!! dont even try to apologize for not writing the last few minutes!!! i was so lonely !!!! noone would talk to me! Daffi RM : (private to subhuman) shut up asshole!!! i dont wanna see you typing to me or I'll nuke your computer!!! gaz : too bad rascal...shes nakid! ELVIRA RM : (private to subhuman) cant you just go away??? and stay away??? dont talk to me! alta RM :(private to subhuman) i have to go to my sisters house..the one you dont have the phone number to..bye alta RM :(private to strangeman) sure......come on over..i'll be waiting...bye sexy man!!!(im so hot for you- i have never done this before)) alta RM :(private to rascal) sorry rascal.....i just remembered i gotta wash my hair...maybe tomorrow nite...at the same hotel ok?(your the only one for me baby!) alta RM : bye all........poof! warthawg : i never get nakid on a first date ruthie : gaz..get outta my vid!!! rascal : haha gaz!!! go boy!!! Tropical Joe RM : <deleted-i still like going to els> ruthie : hi cheryl lynn!!! help me get gaz back to his own computer!!!!!!! Pixie : ok..im back, but not for long.....D's workling on a 3 dimensional functional derivitive for candied yams...and that always gets him horny! rascal : i like your tattoo's daffi! daffi RM : how old are you 2 kids? 2 kids : 6 and 8.....mrs daffi..why? daffi RM : (private to 2 kids) do you 2 know how to dc?? if so.....DC me at 199.199.911.9..hurry debo : rascal..whats that your hanging your hat on?? hahaha tent-man : (private to landor RM) its me ...pee-wee herman..i autographed that picture for you at the gay jamboree last week!!! ELVIRA RM : well, time for me to go to sleep.....after i make a few more faces...... D.... : its the head that does all his thinking debo! lol warthawg : Where did daffi go? warthawg : i never think on a first date rizzo (private to ghostman) : hey ghost.....with my butt and your dancing...we could charge admission! ghostman (RM) (private to rizzo) : i'd like to dance for you...your cute!!!!!! Pixie : oh...see??? gotta run.....D's in the mood!!!
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