[13. Janet Reno...Vodka Martini...Independent Council.
12. Not enough interns to fill Taft's bed.
11. Hillary has a problem with his line item veto.
10. Got caught on video playing "Pocket Veto" in the Oval Office.
9. He did inhale, still inhales, and occasionally swallows.
8. Tired of the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
7. Compromising deposition with Ronald McDonald and secret sauce.
6. Hillary is a lesbian (not funny, but had to be said).
5. Said he's more popular than Jesus...IN BED!
4. White...water?
3. Fill in the blank: lots of ________.
2. Once played 18 holes in a bedroom.
1. Got caught one-handed.]