All
About Me
(my brief foray into
the self-promotional, narcissistic, self-absorbed bullshit you get on the
net)
Don't worry, it won't
take long
They say the eyes are the window
to the soul.
But then again "They"
say a lot of crap, like lightning never strikes twice in the same place
and "He's just a big softie really" when some bloody great Doberman
comes over and growls at yo u.
So basically ignore "Them" and
make up your own mind.
This is a self portrait of me, taken
by me with a digital camera, don't laugh too much, but too much is a lot,
so there ya go. In other words laugh long and hard, just don't hurt yourself.
The place wot where
I wuz born
I come from a place
most people have never hear of, and those that do think it is founded on
birdshit, which is wrong, although close to the truth. The phosphate dug
up from Nauru is from the dead bod ies of marine life. Betcha didn't know
that. Or care about it really. Well now you know, and you're stuck with
it so NYAH!!!!
I have a family too,
and dog and cat and cows and chooks and ducks and stuff like bugs and things.
I may even put up a photo of them later (the bugs that is). I'll think
about it.
