Here is a list of the worst things to say to a Cop! Go ahead, have fun, ruffle their feathers!
Lets face it, there are certain things that you'd never wanna say to a Cop, that is unless you're in the mood for a major problem, or wanna start crap with them! These things are sure to hit a raw nerve in most any Cop!

So, either be careful of what you're sayin'....or, HAVE FUN!



Here are a few that I can think of, or on an adventurous day, have actually opened my trap & said! Like I said, IT WILL GET THEM A TAD BIT UPSET! Course, if that's what you're out to do...Well, Good Luck! I think you'll really need it! I did, after findin' out the hard way! Hey, I don't think I've ever been accused of bein the sharpest pencil in the box, but I have been known of having a big set of balls! What can I say? I Don't know, But, I CAN tell ya what I'm not gonna say,(Anymore)which is below!
A lesson in what not to say, when confronted by a cop!
"Excuse me Officer, Can you tell me where the nearest Dunkin' Doughnuts is?"

"Hey, aren't you the guy from the Village People?"

"Damn, I thought the Police force had weight requirements!

(When pulled over for a DUI, inevitably you'll be asked if you're drinking) RESPONSE: "If you're buying!"

(Pulled over for Drinking) POLICE: "Sir, I pulled you over because you were weaving." RESPONSE: "Weave? I don't even knit."

(Another traffic stop for DUI) POLICE: Sir, have you been drinking?" RESPONSE: "No Sir, I don't drink, it dulls the effects of the drugs."

(When stopped by a Cop asked you for you licence.) RESPONSE: Sure, would you mind holding my beer."

(When being given a speeding ticket) YOUR COMMENT: Officer, have you ever seen a crisp 50 dollar bill?"

(WHEN BEING PULLED OVER) "I'm sorry Officer, all you guys look alike, I though you were a security guard."

ANOTHER: "Hey, weren't you the guy on the show "Cops" that got the crap beat outta him"?

POLICE:"Sir, The speed limit is 45mph, do you know how fast you were going"? RESPONSE: I don't know officer, my speedo on my Harley only goes up to 120"!

(When stopped for speeding) POLICE: "Do you know how fast you were going Sir"? RESPONSE: I really don't know, but it was a Hell of alot faster than you were. What took you so long to catch up"?

(When stopped)"What ever you do, DON'T LOOK IN THE TRUNK"!

(When being searched) COMMENT: Gee Officer, you could've at least bought me dinner first"?

THESE ARE FOR FEMALE POLICE OFFICERS!...When stopped for speeding:(you wink at her, & say)"Isn't there some way we can work this out"?

WHEN STOPPED: "Wow, you've got nice boobs for a cop."
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