"The first thing I do in the morning is to put on a good pair of dark shades, come to think of it I do the same thing at night!....Jack Cassady(Bass player, Hot Tuna)

I drink, race cars, & chase women, but I do have weekends off & I am my own boss!....(from the movie "Arthur")

I hate to advocate Drugs, Sex, Violence or strange behavior to anyone, but they've always worked well for me!....Hunter S. Thompson

Spotted on a Bikers T-shirt while ridin' his Hog.... If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off The Back!

Ask me about Microwaving Cats for fun & Profit!

Chrome won't getcha home, but it sure as Hell will get ya laid!

Respect you in the Morning? Hell, I don't respect you now!

Just Say Moe!

WARNING! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, AS MUCH AS I VALUE MY BIKE, DON'T MESS WITH IT!

Life Aint Easy, When You're Fat & Greasy!

AK-47, When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every last motherfucker in the room...

When you're having a bad day, remember, it takes 42 muscles to make you frown & only 5 muscles to pull the trigger of a high powered sniper rifle!

The way to a mans heart is right through the 4th & 5th ribs!

Friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies

Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
Is there life after death? Trespass here & find out!

God, Grant me serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the ammunition to make a difference!

The least questioned excuse for missing work: The voices in my head told me it was a good day to stay home & clean my guns!

Divorce: The screwing you get, from the sex you got

Caution: I break for animals, but I aim for pedestrians!

Genius has limitations, Stupidity has none!
Albert Einstein

Human affairs are like a Chess game: Only those who don't take it seriously, can be called good players!
Hung Tzu-ch'eng

The Degree of a Civilization can be directly judged by the conditions of its Prisons
Dostoevsky

The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom, for we never know what is enough, until we know what is more than enough!
William Blake

Short is the pain, long is the memory
Ancient Tattoo Chant

The First Casualty of War is Truth
Rudyard Kipling

Great opportunities are often briliantly disguised, as insoluable problems
Old Proverb

Be Regular & Orderly in your Life, so you may be Violent & Original in your Work
Flaubert

He who goes before gathers treasures; he who lags behind searches in vain
Old Proverb

There are 4 principles in Bozo: (The Insulting Carnival Scam) #1 Attention; Without it, you have no tip. #2 Interest; That's when the insults start, & the tip listens. #3 Desire; The mark's anxiety to punish the taunter. and #4 That's when the mark parts with his cash!
from Arthur Lewis's "Carnival" (PS: My first job was in a Carnival, & that was a Golden Rule!)

Generally, the purchase of a book is mistaken for the acquisition of its contents!
Schopenhauer

There are thousands hacking at the branches of evil, to one who is striking at the roots!
Henry David Thoreau

He who resembles the dead, is the most reluctant to die!
La Fontaine

The Difference between Tattooed People & Non-Tattooed people is that Tattooed People doen't care if you have a tattoo or not!
Old Tattooing Proverb!

Signs are being reported in the Miami,FL area that say "THINK IT'S DRY NOW? WAIT UNTIL NEXT MONTH! Signed, The D.E.A."