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Bust Your Belly......More Disgusting recipes from "The Roadkill Diner"!! Send us a recipe & get it on Our Web Page! THIS MONTH'S TASTY TREAT IS..... Hamsterburger! Yes, It's time to start BBQ'in again! First take 5 LBS of Hamsters & boil them, no not alive! They're not like Lobsters! When they've been in boiling for five minutes, remove them from the pot & de-bone them...This is quite a choir, so, if you don't mind, leave the bones in them, for texture. Skin the boiled Hamsters & place them in a meat grinder. Add a pinch of salt (only a pinch, they're salt enough) and add pepper, garlic powder, minced onion, and oil. NO, not 30W! use at least 90weight to get that light delicate Hamster taste going. Let this combination sit in the fridge for 2 weeks. If you don't gag when you take it out after 2 weeks....You have a good start. Take the Hamster meat & make large patties because the BBQ will shrink them. "Flash them on the fire. NO... Keep your clothes on! That's a cooking term....Take your Hamsterburgers off the fire, place them on a bun and to be festive.....take the fur, dry it, & place it on the side of the plate & add a sccop of Potato salad for that Davey Crockett atmosphere! Bon Appetite! | |||||||||||||||||
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Hey Pastor, If you're so Damn smart, tell me something. What's the difference between a Gerbil & a Hamster? Rich T. Stamford CT. Hey Rich, There's more dark meat on a Gerbil! ...The Pastor | |||||||||||||||||
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We recieved quite a few email from folks last month, after up-dating Our Church Chatroom! We seem to be heading in the right direction, which ever way that is.... but, we're doing something right. As soon as someone makes a suggestion that seems feasable, we'll try to act on it. We've recieved sugestions that were... well, they were amusing to say the least I guess. Some of them included a request for an AVI of the Church Ladies doing some Nude Creamed Corn Wrestling... That didn't go over too well with the Church Ladies, a few of the girls were concerned with getting kernels of corn stuck in their hoo hoo. Good point there... Another sugestion was to produce an AVI of ...(how was that put???) "An AVI of Fat chicks bouncing up & down on Pogo sticksnaked". Hmmm... Now that seems artistic & cultural, so we're considering it. (Big ladies interested in helpin us out with this, drop us an email!) We've got an update here for ya! We had a tough time findin Pogo sticks that could widthstand that kinda weight, so we did the best we could... Wanna see what we did??? 
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