The Church of the Fallen Biker Stud Test!




This is a 64 question test sponsered by the studs at The Church of the Fallen Biker to see how much of a studpuppy you really are! It requires a javascript enabled web browser like Netscape or IE. Good Luck! Good Scores get braggin' rights ya know... LOL

Work. Have you ever...

quit your job

gotten your ass fired

fired someone's ass

risked your life for money

been paid for sex

Sports. Have you ever...

performed at least 5 one-armed push-ups

won your office football or basketball pool

painted your face to show support for your favorite team

run the table in a pool game

scored a game winning touchdown

run a marathon

hit a grand slam

declined sex in order to watch a sporting event

blown more then $1000 at a craps table

nailed a hole in one

Sex. Have you ever had sex with...

one of your teachers

a hooker

your boss

someone who has appeared in an adult movie

a lesbian

a fruit or vegetable

Adventure. Have you ever...

bought a round of drinks for the entire bar

floored a Ferrari (to what speed?)

shaved your head

chopped down a tree

chopped down a tree in a hotel lobby

driven an 18-wheeler

eaten the worm in a bottle of tequila

gotten a tattoo

trashed a hotel room

caught a fish bigger than your dog

eaten a mammal you killed yourself

spent the night in jail

lived off the land for 48 hours

lived off pizza for 48 hours

shot, hit by a car, or stabbed

climbed a mountain peak

sung karaoke

Brawling. Have you ever...

been tossed out of a bar

been tossed out of a strip club

defended a buddy with your fists

fought another guy over a woman

had two women fight over you

stopped a crime in progress

broken someone's nose

broken someone's limb

Nerves of Steel. Have you ever...

dined and dashed

had sex in a public place

hot wired a car

gone to work drunk

come face to face with a wild animal (zoo doesn't count)

stared into a gun barrel

dumped a psycho chick

defused a bomb

performed in a skin flick

tried to start the wave

More Sex. Have you ever...

slept with a friend of your mom's

French kissed a French girl

gotten a hummer while driving

had a secret affair with a married woman

talked your way into a threesome

had sex with Cindy Crawford

talked your way into a threesome with Cindy Crawford and a French-Swedish Babysitter (you win - quiz is over)

had sex with Sally Struthers