A Biker and his new bride are sitting quietly on a well worn & comfortable couch watching TV when the Bikers wife decided it was time to get their lives in order and do something about their lifesyle...

The young and pert bride said to the Biker... "Gee Honey, now that we're married I think it's time that you settle down a bit. Just think of it sweetheart, we can afford a nice house if we just make a few adjustments to the way we've been living!

If you shave your beard off & trim your hair a bit you'll be able to get a decent 9-5 job instead of you puttering around fixing motorcycles & doing odd jobs. I was also thinking we should sell your Harley, it'll pay for a decent little mini-van with enough money left over to put a down-payment on a cute little house! Wow, wouldn't that be great!

The Biker hugged his wife as he began to laugh hysterically. "You know for a moment there, you sounded just like my 1st wife!"

His wife backed away from him and said in a very angry tone... "Wait just a minute! Before we got married, You told me that you were never married before!"

The Biker turned towards his bride, smirked & said I wasn't!"