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	Team Captain: Anthony 'ANT' Natale.



	Anthony interviews potential teammates.



	In order to play on Ant's team, you have to meet the following requirements


	You remember the '60's (or at least the '70's)

	When you add up the ages for the other team they must be less then your starting defense.

	You remember when 'Rollerblades' were introduced.

	You remember when the Colorado Rockies were a hockey team (that would be before they moved to New Jersey & became the Devils).

	You have no idea what 'Pretty fly for a white guy' means.

	You remember skating around the rink at 'America on Wheels' with those clowns with the maroon coats. (Or worse - you were one of those clowns)

	You own a car that has an 8-Track tape player. (But at least it is a cool car).

	You are actually offended when someone calls you an 'old fart'.

	You've been out of school longer then you were in school.

	You remember when the Monmouth Mall was just the Monmouth Shopping Center.

	You know where New Shrewsbury was.

	But - most of all - you must tell Ant that he doesn't look a day over 50.