The Philosophy Of A Legend

For the people that know me well this is history to them. I hope you keep these with you forever.

1. Never say life sucks. By the time you finish the sentance life has passed you by.

2. In farsi the word Anne means poo. Then why is that a popular name?

3. If you are at a persian party "I Will Survive" will play at least 6532567346726 times.

4. When the song comes on all the girls will scream and grab their friends and dance like they are having a muscle spasm.

5. Kobe Bryant is 50 times the player that Vince Carter is. Kobe takes fewer shots and averages just as many a game. Plus Kobe will hit his jumper consistently.

6. I have noticed that pretty girls hang around ugly girls. Is it because the pretty girls are not really pretty? They are ugly but look better when they are around the ugly.