Davis: Well, here we are, one week into the deal with the WCF, and Thursday Revolution is on the air!! I'm Jack Davis, along with Eduardo Phillippe, and we are told there is something going on backstage.
(Cameras show a limo pulling up and DWF President Damien Craven steps out, to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)
Phillippe: Well, there is the DWF President, Damien Craven. (The crowd then goes wild as the two men that are accompanying Craven step out.) Oh, My GOD!!!
Davis: Vince McMahon and Vince Russo are here tonight in the DWF!!!! They're heading to the ring as we speak!!! (Cameras cut to the arena as "No Chance in Hell" plays. Damien Craven comes out first, followed by Vinnie Mac and Vinnie Ru. They enter the ring, and Craven gets the microphone, and settles down the crowd.)
Damien Craven: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to meet my guests at this time, WCF Presidents Vince Russo and Vince McMahon!!! They are my guests, and will be watching the talent we have here in the DWF!! Who knows, we may have a few guys go TO the WCF!!! I turn the mic over to Mister McMahon!!
Vince McMahon: Thank you, Damien!! Now, Vinnie Ru and myself have put aside our WCF differences to watch an exciting night of DWF action!! (Crowd chants "DWF!! DWF!!") The United States Title is starting tonight, and we are all looking forward to that, as well as a Tag Team Title match, and The Main Event is a DWF vs WCF match, so to speak, as DWF World Champion The Punisher faces The Rock in one on one competition, non title match!! (The crowd goes wild, chanting "ROCKY!! ROCKY!!" Suddnely, "Kickstart My Heart" starts up, and the pyros go off as The Punisher walks out holding a mic in his hand.)
The Punisher: Now let me get this straight!! You and Vince Russo have decided to be bygones for this night only, and watch us beat the crap out of each other, just to see who can cut it in the WCF?? (Ponders a moment.) I like the sound of that!! Now, The Rock ain't here yet, but I'm sure that he will be thrilled that Vinnie mac and Vinnie Ru are here tonight!! See you come Main Event Time!! (Walks back stage.)
Vince Russo: (McMahon hands him the match.) Now THAT is the kind of action we're talking about!! Let's get this thing started!!!! (Craven leads Ru & Mac to his office to watch the festivities.)
Phillippe: This is a treat!! BOTH Vinnies are here tonight!!!!
Davis: Calm down, Eddie! You'll have a coronary!! Folks, before Revolution went on the air, we had a few dark matches we would like to give you the results of.
Mongoose vs Marshall Mathers
This match was all Marshall Mathers, who dominated the newcomer, and finally put him away with The marshall Mathers Driver for the win.
Winner: Marshall Mathers
Foxx vs Tanya Wylde
It was a no brainer as to why the Women's Matches weren't televised. Tanya Wylde took over from the start, keeping Foxx down, and unable to mount an offense. During the match, Lita showed up to watch her competition for the Women's Title at Meltdown. Foxx managed to come back, and hit a modified Cradle Piledriver for a two, as Tanya kicked out. Wylde accidentally whipped Foxx into the referee, who was knocked out. Foxx was still groggy as Tanya Wylde set a table up into the ring, preparing to hit The Wylde Ryde on Foxx through the table. But Foxx managed to regain her senses, and caught Tanya Wylde midair, hitting her through the table with The Foxx Fire, as the crowd chanted HOLY SHIT!! As the referee was coming to, Lita came to ringside, and pulled the table out of the ring. The referee made the three count, giving Foxx her first DWF win.
Winner: Foxx
Lita vs Veronica Starr
Starr was overwhelmed a little bit by Lita at first, but she managed some offense in this match. Again, it was surprising that this match was not televised. Starr managed to come back from whatever pain Lita dished out, and would inflict some of her own. Foxx watched this match as well, studying her PPV opponent. During the course of the match, Starr managed to hide an illegal object from the referee and hit Lita with it, knocking her out cold. Foxx ran down and argued with the referee while Veronica Starr had Lita covered. Upset that Wayne Loomis wasn't making the count, she got up, as Lita was recovering. Foxx hopped down from the ring as Starr swung at her and missed. When the ref told her to get back to her match, Veronica Starr walked right into a Michinoku Driver by Lita, who pinned the unconscious woman for the victory.
Winner: Lita
The Stroker vs Rikishi Phatu
This was Rikishi's big DWF Debut, and he was impressive against The Stroker, who was the reason for the US Title Tournament. Rikishi showde no slowness, and quickly finished Stroker off with a Rikishi Driver, and after the match, he pulled two lucky fans out of the audience, and they danced.
Winner: Rikishi Phatu
Davis: Stay tuned, folks, because when we return, the United States Title starts off with Wulf and Creeper!! (Cameras show the Rock entering the arena.) The Rock is here!! Wulf...Creeper!! STAY WITH US!!!
*****COMMERCIAL BREAK*****
Phillippe: We're back, and the United States Title Tournament is underway!!
Tony Michaels: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a tournament match for the vacant U.S. Title. ("Vampiro's Theme" plays as Creeper makes his way to the ring with two ladies in black.) Making his way to the ring at this time, CREEEEEEEEPERR!!!! (Creeper enters the ring and his pyros go off as he antagonizes the crowd. Suddenly, the lights go out completely. Type O Negative's "Summer Breeze" begins playing as the fans are on their feet.) His opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Foxx, weighing 275 lbs, he is The Natural Predator, WUUUUULFFF!! (Wulf charges into the ring and he starts brawling with Creeper as the bell sounds to start the match.)
Davis: These two men do NOT like each other, and they are the first match in the tournament!! Creeper with the upper hand, tossing Wulf halfway across the ring. But Wulf gets back up and SPEARS Creeper!!
Phillippe: Our cameras show The WCF & DWF Owners watching this match.
Vince Russo: Wulf is just as tenacious in the WCF as he is in the DWF!!
Damien Craven: Yeah, but he draws the fans night in and night out!!
Davis: Creeper just stopped Wulf's momentum with a vicious boot to the face. He covers but only gets a two as Wulf's raises his shoulder up. Now Creeper picks him up and POWERBOMB!!! Wulf is taking a BEATING here tonight!!
Phillippe: I hope Creeper kicks his ass!! Creeper is my pick for the United States Title, Jack! Creeper now has him up for another powerbomb!!
Davis: Wait! Wulf starts blasting Creeper in the face, and he staggers the big man to the ropes! Wulf now HURICANRANA on Creeper over the top rope!!! What a desperation move by Wulf, and the crowd loves it!!
Phillippe: Now Wulf slams Creeper's face into the steps, and follows up with a clothesline, but NO!! Creeper moved out of the way, and Wulf is clutching his right shoulder in pain. Creeper now rolls him into the ring, and he starts attacking that right shoulder with stomps and a series of elbow drops.
Davis: I don't know how much longer Wulf can stand this. Creeper is signaling for The Creeper's Crypt, and if he hits that it is over!! He grabs him, but he inadvertantly hit the official. (Gilbert Hall calls for the bell.) What the hell?? Gilbert Hall is asking for the bell, and Creeper HITS the Creeper's Crypt on Wulf!! Let's get word on what happened.
Michaels: Ladies and gentlemen, I have received word from referee Gilbert Hall that because of Creeper hitting the referee, the winner by disqualification is WULF!!! (The crowd cheers but Creeper grabs Wulf again.)
Davis: Wait, Creeper has Wulf in position and another Creeper's Crypt!!! He now grabs the REFEREE!! OH!!! Creeper's Crypt on Gilbert Hall!! Creeper now storms backstage, but the damage is done here!!
Phillippe: Wulf might not be able to continue in the tournament after Creeper's actions!! Wait our cameras have caught up with Creeper!!
Creeper: (walking into Craven's office unannounced.) What the hell kind of place are you unning here, dammit?!?! Your paid stooge just got a bonus courtesy of ME!! I had Wulf beaten!!
Craven: Hold up there, Creeper! You want another shot at the United States Title? Then on Monday you GOT it!! If you can defeat Rikishi at Slambang, then you will get the final empty slot in the tournament, guaranteed!!
Creeper: Deal!! You had better not screw me, Craven, or else YOU will feel the Creeper's Crypt!! (Looks at Ru & Mac.) And that goes for you two assholes too!! (Walks out.)
Vince McMahon: Whats up HIS ass?? (They all laugh as we cut back to the ring.)
Davis: This match has just started, and Eminem picks Spyder up, and CHOKESLAM through a table on the outside!! he follows Spyder out to the floor, but Spyder comes back with rights and lefts, staggering Eminem, and he follows up with a BIG clothesline into the crowd as the referee is counting them out!
Phillippe: Spyder and Eminem are battling all over this arena, and Wayne Loomis counts... 7, 8, 9, 10!!! (Calls for the bell.)
Michaels: The referee has counted BOTH men out!! (Crowd boos at the lack of action.) Both Eminem and Spyder have been eliminated from the tournament. Therefore Wulf receives a bye into the Third Round of the tournament!!
Davis: Kind of a rip off there, if you ask me!! Both guys had the chance to go for the US Title, but their hatred of each other kept them out of it. Anyways, the next match is set to go!!
Michaels: This next match is a DWF United States Title Tournament match!! ("Ain't My Bitch" by Metallica plays as Titan makes his way to the ring.) Making his way to the ring, weighing 472 lbs, and standing 7'2", here is "Big T" TIIIIIIIIITAAAAAANN!!!! (He badmouths the crowd as they boo him loudly. He steps over the tope rope, and grabs a mic.)
Titan: Hey, Rockhead!!! Get your pathetic ass out here so I can kick it and move on in this tournament!!!! I ain't got all night!! (Suddenly, "IF YA SMEEEELLLLLL... WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKIN'!!" blares throughout the arena, and the fans go ballistic.)
Michaels: His opponent, weighing 280 pounds. He hails from Miami, Florida, and is accompanied by Lita... Theeeeee ROOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!! (The Rock and Lita make their way to the ring, and Titan charges him. The two start trading punches on the entryway, with the crowd cheering loudly.)
Phillippe: These two men do NOT like each other, and Titan now with a HUGE right hand staggers The People's Champion, and another drops him to one knee!! The Rock now enters the ring, with the bell sounding to officially start this match. Titan climbs over the top rope, and hits a dropkick on The Rock!! WOW!!
Davis: Quite agile for as large as he is, Eddie. The Rock, now in the corner, and Titan charges! And The Brahma Bull steps out of the way, and begins assaulting Big T with a series rights, and follows up with a devastating DDT!!! A cover, but only two as Titan LAUNCHES The Rock off of him!! The Rock now rebounding off the ropes, and right into the grip of Titan!
Phillippe: here it comes!! Big Time on The Rock!! I LOVE it!!! NO!!!! The Rock just kicked Titan in the crotch, and he's got him in position for it! Aww, crap!!
Davis: ROCK BOTTOM ON BIG T!!!!!!! The Rock stands over his opponent, and the crowd is going nuts as we're about to see THE most electrifying move in sports entertainment!! There goes the elbowpad, and off one side, off the other... PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!!! Wayne Loomis counts 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! Rock is going on in the tournament!!!
Michaels: The winner of this match, advancing in the tournament, Theee ROOOOOOOCK!!!! (The Rock gets up on the turnbuckles, and smells what the fans are cooking.)
Davis: Again, we see the main office of Damien Craven, as McMahon, Russo, and Craven are applauding the match we just saw!! Stay tuned, because we still have The Rock AGAIN in action, as well as teh Tag Team Titles!! (Cameras show Sandman and Python making their way to the ring, wearing the Tag Team Titles, as we cut to commercial.)
*****COMMERCIAL BREAK*****
Davis: We're back, and we are ready for tag action now. So let's get to it!!
Michaels: This next match is a Tag Team Title match!!! Making their way to the ring at this time, the challengers, TITAN and WULF, Theee WREEEECKING CREWWWWWWW!!! ("2x4" by Metallica plays as Titan walks in front, with Wulf nursing his heavily wrapped right arm. Foxx is at her man's side as always. As they enter the ring, the music changes to that of Tag Team Champions.) Their opponents are the defending DWF Tag Team Champions, the team of SANDMAN and PYTHON, Theeee SIIILENT ASSAAAAAAAAAASSINSSSSSSSS!!!! (They enter the ring, and Sandman and Python shake hands with Wulf, but Titan hits a double clothesline on the Silent Assassins, with Wulf asking what hes doing.)
Davis: Wulf and Titan discussing what Big T was doing blindsiding their friends, and Titan saying he wants those Tag Titles. Sandman and Python now double team Titan, as Wulf...he's walking OUT on Titan?!?!
Phillippe: Apparently, he is clutching that shoulder as he is heading backstage. Meanwhile, Sandman and Python come off the ropes and hit a Double Flying Forearm on Big T!! Sandman covers!! 1... 2... 3!!! WOW! They just destroyed Titan!!
Michaels: The winners of this match, and STILL Tag team Champions, Theeee SIIIILENT ASSAAAAAASSINSSSS!!!! (Titan gets up slowly, screams, and grabs both champions by the throat.)
Davis: Titan has snapped!! WHOAH!! The Big Time on The Silent Assassins!!! He now storms backstage to find Wulf! It is a safe bet that The Wrecking Crew is gone!! Security is here now to help Python backstage, but Sandman is refusing, and is choosing to have Devil's Edge come to the ring for their tournament match!!!
Michaels: This is our final US Title Tournament match of the evening!! Currently in the ring, the current DWF hardcore Champion, Theeee SAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAN!!!! ("Keepaway" by Godsmack plays as an eerie blue fog surrounds the entryway.) His opponent, one half of The Devil's Disciples, he is DEEEEEEEEVILLLLL'S EEEEEEEDGEEEEEEE!!!! (Devil's Edge walks to the ring, and enters, all the while staring Sandman down. The bell sounds.)
Phillippe: Devil's Edge and Sandman are keeping with tonight's pattern of brawling instead of wrestling!! Sandman is exerting his rage at Titan's attack, and Devil's Edge is his intended target!! Sandman now with a superkick, which sends Edge to the outside!!
Davis: Sandman comes to the outside, but Devil's Edge is waiting with a chairshot to the head, sending the Hardcore Champion reeling!! Devil's Edge now hits a clothesline on Sandman, and rolls into teh ring, breaking the referee's count at 6.
Phillippe: Sandman re-enters the ring, and walks right into a Powerbomb by Devil's Edge, and a cover of only two as Sandman kicks out. This match is truly Hardcore, and I for one am LOVING it!!!
Davis: Same here, Eddie. Now Devil's Edge goes for another clothesline, but Sandman counters it and QUICK SAND!!!! He doesnt capitalize on it, still trying to shake the cobwebs out. Finally he makes a cover but Devil's Edge kick out at two. OH this is a close match!!
Phillippe: Now both men rebound off the ropes, and Sandman ducks a clothesline attempt, and comes back with a Flying Forearm!!! Devil's Edge is slow getting up, and Sandman is there and AGAIN with The Quick Sand!! This time he makes the cover and 1... 2... 3!!! He advances in the tournament!!
Michaels: Ladies and gentlemen, advancing in the tournament, Theeee SAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAN!!!!! (He carries his hardcore Title back with him, while Hell Razor comes to help Devil's Edge back to the locker room area. Cameras then cut to the back area.)
Davis: My God!! Titan is just POUNDING Wulf, and you can hear him screaming something!!
Titan: HOW'S THE SHOULDER, BITCH???? (Readies him for a chokeslam.)
Davis: Not on the conrete!! He wouldn't!! OH MY GOD!!! He just chokeslammed Wulf through a plate glass window!!! We have to get some medical attention for Wulf!! My God, Titan is sadistic!!! (Scene cuts to final commercial of evening.)
*****COMMERCIAL BREAK*****
Phillippe: During the break, EMT's helped Wulf into the ambulance, with Foxx accompanying him. Right now, Tylene Katt is standing by with Big T.
Tylene Katt: Thanks, guys. Titan, can you explain your actions over the past couple of days?
Titan: You know what? I dont have to explain myself!! But I will say that beating the crap out of Wulf... felt GOOD!!! And now Big T is gunna get some respect around here, even if he has to BEAT it outta people!!! Now Hell Razor, if you have the guts, defend that title of yours against me on Slambang next Monday!!! I can promise you... PROMISE YOU... that Internet Title will be mine Monday night!!!! Big T is In Charge!! (Walks off.)
Katt: Back to you guys!!
Davis: We have fulfilled all of our commercial agreements, so we can show this match in its entirety!! I am anxious to see this "DWF vs WCF" match!!
Michaels: Ladies and gentlemen, this is our MAIN EVENT!!! ("Kickstart My Heart" blasts through the PA system as the DWF Champion makes his way to the ring.) Making his way to the ring at this time, he is the DWF Champion, Theeeee PUUUUUUNISHERRRRRRR!!! (He enters the ring, and displays the DWF World Title above his head. Suddenly, "Know Your Role" starts playing.) His opponent, The Great One Himself, Theee ROOOOOOOCK!! (The Rock charges the ring and is met with a hard right hand by Punisher.)
Phillippe: Whoah, was The Punisher ready for this match or WHAT?? He has Rock up and down in an inverted powerbomb, and doesnt make a cover??
Davis: These guys are in it to HURT each other, Eddie!! PUnisher mocking The Rock by smelling the air and raising The Punisher's Eyebrow!! The Rock gets back up, and SPINEBUSTER!!! He goes for the People's Elbow again, and he HITS it!!! But Punisher gets right up, and glares at him!!!
Phillippe: I've never seen anyone get up from The People's Elbow!! The Rock is shocked a little bit, but comes back with rights and lefts on The DWF Champion, and he sends him down to one knee with a big right hand!!
Davis: I see we are joined by DWF president Damien Craven at the entryway, along with Mister Russo & Mister McMahon, watching this match more closely!! The Punisher now hits a Spinning Pumphandle Slam on The Rock, and gets a cover but only two as The Brahma Bull kicks out!!
Phillippe: This has to be one of our better main events, Jack!! Rock now getting up slowly, and walks right into a Tombstone Piledriver by Punisher!! Another cover, and another two count!! (Crowd boos.) Uh-Oh! We have trouble coming in the form of Eminem, and he's carrying a chair with him!!
Davis: Damien Craven runs down to stop him, but Eminem turns around and BLASTS the DWF president with the chair!! He goes for Craven's guests, but The Big Bald Buff Guy, DWF Security Head, stands in the way!!! Eminem backs off, and goes back down the aisle!! He's after Punisher!!
Phillippe: He enters the ring, and CRACKS Punisher with the chair, and then he CRACKS The Rock!! Referee calls for the bell, and he's throwing out this match!!! The Rock gets up, pissed about Eminem interfering in his business!!! Punisher blocks a right hand by Eminem, and hits one of his own, and The Rock grabs Eminem.... ROCK BOTTOM!!!! He hit The Rock Bottom on Eminem!!
Davis: The Rock leaves the ring, as Punisher sets Eminem up, and THE FINAL JUDGEMENT!!!!!! Punisher's music hits as he stares down Rock. Eminem is out for the evening, and so are we, fans!! We'll see you for Slambang Monday!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!! (Punisher and Rock stare off as scene fades to black.)
US Title Matches
Mongoose vs Rikishi Phatu
The Stroker vs Python
The Freak vs Creeper*
Mikey Dangerous Lee vs Hell Razor
DWF Internet Title
Hell Razor vs Titan
DWF Hardcore Title
Sandman vs The Freak
MAIN EVENT!!
Intergender Match
Wulf & Foxx vs The Rock & Lita