�����This is a funny little quiz to see if you know how a typical
romance novel's plot be like. You will be asked questions about what the heroine and hero
of the romance story would do and be giving four responses. Of these four responses only one
is correct. I hope you have fun and enjoy!!!!
�����When the heroine and hero are first introduced to each other they
usually feel this way at first sight:
(A)
They fall all over each other in a passionate embrace.
(B)
They stare at each other and say "Huh!!!!"
(C)
They have a strong dislike for each other with heated debate filled with unwanted attraction.
(D)
They meet to find they are related and can only be friends.
(E)
They meet each other and are turned off by the oppisite sex from that point on!
�����The hero's most likely occupation is:
(A)
A male escort who runs a side business.
(B)
A trashman who loves his job.
(C)
A CEO of a international multi-million dollar corporation.
(D)
A forty year old jobless man who stills lives with his parents.
(E)
A Columbian drug lord who as a side business selling guns.
�����The heroine of a romance story is more likely like:
(A)
Zena, the warrior goddnes.
(B)
Cindy Crawford, the supermodel.
(C)
Martha Stewart
(D)
A down on her luck woman who needs help.
(E)
A headliner stripper who works at various strip clubs across the US.
�����When the villian appears in the story to break up the hero and
heroine, who is more likely to get abducted?
(A)
The Heroine
(B)
The Hero
�����The villian is defeated by whom:
(A)
The villian's mother, who gives him a spanking for being bad.
(B)
The hero and heroine hold the villian until the police come.
(C)
By Superman, who tosses the villian into outerspace.
(D)
The heroine's ex-husband, who pledges his undying love for heroine and they run off to elope.
�����After the hero and heroine exchange a long, passionate kiss the
hero and heroine feel:
(A)
Well, that was interesting. I think the garlic on the pizza was too much.
(B)
Oh my gosh! I think the other person bit my lip!
(C)
Was that fireworks and Bells. Oh, my! I think I'm in love.
(D)
Oh, I want of jump your bones!!!
�����At the ending of the romance novel, which ending is more likely to
happen:
(A)
Both got fired for owning and operating an adult entertainment business website.
(B)
They end up on the Divorce Court t.v. show.
(C)
They live happily ever after.
(D)
Accountant robbed them of their money and they move into a trailer park with their six kids.
�����I hope you enjoyed this funny little quiz. I hope you got a
laugh or two out of it. I hope you enjoy romance books reading.