Of course, a hilarity section would not be complete without first viewing today's Peanuts cartoon hosted by none other than United Media!
Two things you will need to view these files:
1. A compressing/decompressing program known as RAR.
(at the time of this authoring; RAR version 2.70.)
2. A multimedia player, I use Microsoft's
Windows Media
Player. (at the time of this authoring; Windows Media Player
version 7.)
(not all files will have a picture, guess you'll just have to find out what the hell it is by DL'ing it!)
1. Bill
Gates gets it version 1. (Quicktime video, 2.3MB RAR file.)
2. Bill Gates gets it version 2. (MPEG video, 643KB RAR file.)
3. Bill Gates' own computer crashes at Comdex. (Quicktime video, 1.25MB RAR file.)
4. Quotes
about women. (program file EXE, 193KB RAR file.)
5. A
VERY serious soccer fan. (MPEG video, 1.10MB RAR file.)
6. Baby
Karate. (MPEG video, 937KB RAR file.)
7. The
dangerousness of shopping in LA. (MPEG video, 1.51MB RAR file.)
8. Several
"beavers" for our male enjoyment. (6 GIF pictures, 156KB RAR file.)
9. Yoda from Star Wars sings about his sex life. (2 MPEG audio files, 900KB RAR file.)
10. Scratch
and sniff monkey. (MPEG video, 1.23MB RAR file.)
11. A
VERY bad boy. (MPEG video, 641KB RAR file.)
12. This horse did NOT want to be branded. (MPEG video, 781KB RAR file.)
13. Drunk sheep. (MPEG video, 507KB RAR file.)
14. Lipton
Iced Tea commercial. (MPEG video, 952KB RAR file.)
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