JD's Blonde Jokes

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Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: The Atlantic Coast could never have that many crabs.

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Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: Once they're on their backs they're both screwed.

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Q: How do you make a blonde explode?
A: Put her in a round room, and tell her to pee in the corner.

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Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

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Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To try to catch everything that goes over their heads.

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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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Q: How do you drown a blonde?
put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

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Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: They forget to take the tissues out of the box.

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Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
A: Someone left a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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