JD's Bill Clinton Jokes

Bill Clinton bumps into a new intern in the hall. He stops, stares at her a moment and then asks "are you new here?"
The intern replies "Why yes, I am, this is my second day."
"I thought so," said Clinton, "I didn't think I had cum across your face before..."

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"

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