What’s my age again?
I took her out,
It was a Friday night.
I walk alone
To get the feeling right.
We started making out,
And she took off my pants,
But then I turned on the T.V.
And that’s about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three.
And I should more of missed my T.V. shows
What the hell is A.D.D.?
My friends say I should act my age,
What’s my age again? What’s my age again?
And later on,
On the drive home.
I called her mom,
From a pay phone.
I said I was the cops,
And your husbands in jail.
The state looks down on sodomy,
And that’s about the time that bitch hung up on me.
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three.
And I shall more of make these prank phone calls.
What the hell is call I.D.?
My friends say I should act my age.
What’s my age again? What’s my age again?
And that’s about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three.
And you still act like your in freshman year.
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age.
What’s my age again?
That’s about the time that she broke up with me.
No one should take themselves so seriously.
With many years I've had to fall in line.
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age.
What’s my age again? What’s my age again?
