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| The Chanukah Song Part II |
Performed By: Adam Sandler
From the album: "Stan and Judy's Kid" (1999)
Album Rating: 2 1/2
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
It's so much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
It's eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a NEW list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Winona Ryder drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives loads of Chanukah toys?
The girls from Veruca Salt, and all three Beastie Boys
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too
Put them together what a funky, bad-ass Jew
We got Harvey Keitel, and Flashdancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from "Baywatch" is Jewsih
And yes, her boobs are real
Put on that yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
Two-time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffmanukah
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson
Still not a Jew
But guess who is?
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo
Bob Dylan was a born a Jew, then he wasn't
But now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack
Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed on the PGA Tour?
No, I'm not talkin' about Tiger Woods
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in showbiz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother think he is
Tell that Daryl Lamonica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced Chon-i-kuh
The "C" is silent in Chanukah
So read your hooked on Phonickah
Get drunk in Tijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah
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