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That Don't Impress Me Much
Performed By: Shania Twain
From the album: "Come On Over" (1997)
Album rating: 3


I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular, original, know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but hardly got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
And all that extra hold gel keeps any hair oughtta locket
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt

That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but hardly got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright.
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right?

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but hardly got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You think you're cool but hardly got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something
Whatever

That don't impress me much

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Also from Shania Twain:
    You're Still the One
    Man! I Feel Like a Woman


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