Martian Head
Jimbo’s Moose
were lost. They did not know where to get there last member from when all of a sudden there was a light….the anal probe was a good idea after all. (Don’t tell Rod that!)FULL TITLE>
DaleAGE>
16 Earth Years, (still a foetus in Martian years…..explains the head shape…no offence Geoghagen, Murr, Byne, Cous…)PART PLAYED IN BAND>
Professional gimp to the band. Also claims to have invented games such as Pong, Hungry Hungry Hippos and Screwball Scrabble the Movie, (starring Montel Williams and Becky’s table.) With his voice unknown to most human frequencies, speaks in his native tongue, also plays lead banjo, mandolin, squirrels and Kamikaze Pilots have also been fiddled with. Apparently he plays the guitar as well but no one knows about that.MUSICAL BACKGROUND>
Played flute for Bruce Springsteen but was removed off the album as he outshone even Bruce. (Tried shaving his beard off!) After that he went into illegal busking in Meadowhall Car Park with a goat. He was held at gun point by an unknown dictator squirrel called Alex. The adventure is later to be shown on channel 5 later this year. He has squidgy fingers and if anyone knows how to spell ‘squidgy’ get in touch.FAVORITE FOODS>
Wooky testosterone on a bike seat, (best served chilled…naturally.)INFLUENCES>
Richard Madarass, Colin Walder’s armpit trumpet, the A-Team, assorted Bon-bons, Bucky O’ Hare, Buck Rodgers, Kenny G and witch hunts.HOMETOWN>
Huffamoose Cavern, Clark’s Noose, In the Region of Hardy, Mars, DIE 666ADVICE FOR THE KIDS>
"Stay safe, no drugs."