Rod

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FULL TITLE> Love child of Rob Clayton and Tim Henman and a can of Spam, ROD MBE.

AGE> Let’s just say boy can he play Bingo. (No)

PART PLAYED IN BAND> Was first recruited when they realised that he could get rhythm out of his cheese grating abilities. He plays the bass because he’s very untalented and his Mum had one in the garage. (No, we mean…..she HAD a bass in the garage.) Enjoys testing G-Force on himself with a blender and a spoon.

MUSICAL BACKGROUND> Hand claps on the famous double-CD album 1001 Hand Clapping Tunes for Hand Clapping Novices featuring Noel Edmonds which peaked at 26 in the hand-clappers charts, (just below 1002 Hand Clapping Tunes for Hand Clapping Novices….damn those sequels.) He is also in FDK which is a PROPER band who do actually take music seriously.

FAVOURITE FOODS> Battered Fags

INFLUENCES> The rest of the band, Norman Cook’s little cousin….obesity boy. (No, just big boned) Noel Edmonds, Edd the Duck and Cuddles. (We nearly split over that)

HOMETOWN> Ask the gnomes, they brought him here.

ADVICE FOR THE KIDS> "Don’t worry, carpet burn fades."