Val's Other Favorite Lines
Helllllo ladies!
Kick it to the curb sweetheart!
It was real.....it was good....but it wasn't REAL GOOD!
So Michigan State WAS home to the legendary Magic Johnson. Now tonight, with the Big Valboski in town, it's the home of the REAL MAGIC JOHNSON!
Ya know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a hurricane...he, he. We both tend to migrate over warm, moist waters...he,he.
So the Big Valboski is the New Intercontinental Champion. Well, it's been a loooong, hard road. But as usual, he rose to the occasion and came out on top!
The Big Valboski has solved the Y2K problem. So ladies, all you have to do is download a few megabytes of the Big Valboski's RAM onto your hard drive, and you won't care what year it is!
Ya know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a clock. Ya stick two hands and a face on it, and I'll tell you EXACTLY what time it is!!
Ya know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like Hakeem Olajuwon. You know, whether he's shootin' on the hoop from the outside or making that drive to the hole on the inside, the Big Valboski scores EVERY SINGLE TIME!
So the Big Valboski is here in Motor City. Well we all know what that means. So ladies, show me your headlights because I'm about to drive you ALL NIGHT LONG!!