Hola!! This is the part of my bay where you get to learn about me!! Isn't that special? Aren't you glad you came? I sure am, it makes the numbers at the bottom of my page go up! Ha ha... and to think, more than three quarters of them are ME editing and viewing, re-editing and re-viewing... Oh well!


I'm on the left, in the white shirt.





Now, About that... me... hmmm. Well, let's start from the beginning. My real name is Paola, I'm 16 born November 12th, 1983. I live in Toronto, Ontario Canada with my sister, mother and father, and pet cockatiel, Eddie. I like long walks on the beach, candle light dinners, and a man who- WAIT! this isn't my ad for that singles search... heh... heh... Anywhoo. Since you're here, you're obviously eager to learn more about me (Shhh!!!! just pretend you are, it would make me feel SO much better!!) I'll just copy one of those oh so interesting "Get to know you" emails that people love sending... not that I don't love getting them!!! They give me something to do when I'm bored. So here goes:

-P.S. I appologize to everyone in advance for my lack of.... uh.... you know. that thing. read only with ALOT of time on your hands!!!
Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Paola -and that's all I'm giving
Nicknames: Pao, Jewel, J, J.J., J.D., Ju, Ju Jube, Joyita
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 16!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date you regularly blow them out: November 12
Pets: my birdie, Eddie! a cockatiel (and yes, she's female...
Height: 5'4'?
Eye color: boring brown
Piercings: my ears, once. that's it.
Tattoos: I dunno if I should tell you guys....
Scars: is this really necessary? I have lots, okie?
Birthplace: North York, Ontario.
Hometown: The magnificent T.O!!!! (toronto, Ontario for those of you who don't know...)
Schools: Park Lawn, Islington, John G., and now Martingrove C.I.
HAVE YOU EVER...
Been in love?: I don't know... it's been more of an infatuation, the other end knew/knows nothing, so I guess not.
Been to Australia?: Nope, but I'd love to visit Caite!!
Been toilet-papering?: nope, I haven't had the... uh... privelege??!
Been toilet papered?: nope
Love somebody so much it makes you cry?: I don't remember crying over him, so I guess not.
**WHICH DO YOU RATHER? (THIS OR THAT?)**
Croutons or bacon bits: I'm gonna go with bacon bits. And not the immitation, the REAL DEAL!!!
2 doors or 4 (on a car: I want... well, It don't matter. My porshe, corvette, and Z3 are 2 doors, but my Explorer, and Jeep are 4.
Coffee or Ice-cream: Ice cream!!
Blanket or stuffed animal: I want both!!!
Shampoo or conditioner: both!
Dumper or Dumpee: ummm... irrelevant.
Bridges or tunnels: I'm gonna go with bridges!!
Adidas or Nike: uh... it doesn't matter.
** WORD ASSOCIATION**
RUBBER GLOVES: gynecologist.... uh... wait. false?
ROCK: hard. Dammit, Jewel! get your mind out of the gutter!!! let's try this again: Rock: JABRONIE!!!!!!! damn wrestling......
BLUE: is my favourite colour.... CAN YOU NOT READ, JEWEL?! it says WORD! fine... car.
WET: nap.
PAPER: towel
**WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Salad dressing: ceasar.
Color of socks: white sport socks with the grey bottom
Number: 12
Memory (this year so far): THE *N SYNC CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Movie: Enemy of the State, Lion King, Star Wars trilogy, Phantom Menace, Empire Records, Austin Powers, Baby! (both), Blair Witch....
Holiday: uhhh... Halloween. Wait, I'm not Chris. Christmas!!
Toothpaste: Colgate Winderfresh
Food: Buffalo Wings!!!!
Book: uhh... until now, Lord of the Flies.
Day of the week: Saturday!!!
Place to wash in the shower: anywhere that Howie wants me to
Perfume/Cologne: CK One.
Song at the moment: BRING IT ALL BACK BY S CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or I Knew I Loved You- Savage Garden.
TV Show: South Park, Friends, Seinfeld, Angel.... *sigh*.... Simpsons...
Hotel: Wherever my How How happens to be staying that night. But there a few classy sleep-eazies.... j/k!!
favorite word: meh, wachhaaaaaaaa? (gotta stop saying that) and then there's Suua, and anything else in my Jersey or Latina accents.
Least favorite word: oh no... I'm not going to get into that, they're my least favourite for a REASON, PEOPLE!!!!!!
Subject in school: Drama or English.
Color: Blue!!!
Restaurant: Mandarin, baby!!!
Flower: deep red roses (hint hint, all the guys reading this.... ;) just kidding!)
Sport to watch: HOCKEY!!!!! IT'S THE COOLEST GAME ON EARTH!!!!!!!
Rap song: SUMMER GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by LFO
Country Song: uhh... From this moment, and basically anything by Shania Twain. I LOVE when she sang with BSB!!!
Rock Song: Purple Haze by Jimmy Hendrix, Pink by Aerosmith, or November Rain by Guns 'n Roses.
Bands: BSB, *N SYNC, S Club 7, Spice Girls, 98�, Mofatts, Our Lady Peace, Beastie Boys, Green Day (old stuff) and the list goes on...
Zoo exhibit: The white tigers exibit that came to the Metro Toronto Zoo when I was like... 8
Sesame street character: Cookie Monster, Grover, and the COUNT!!!!!!!
Disney character: Buzz, Woody, Zazu, and.. uhhh.... OOOH!!! THE MICE, ESPECIALLY GUS FROM CINDERELLA!!!
Warner Bros.: TOM AND JERRY, BABY!!!!!!!!
Fast food restaurant: Manchu Wok or Harvey's
Board game: Monopoly
Card Game: poker!!!!!!! and spit, gaby!!! tee hee, the chair!!!
Pair of jeans: I'm not in a jean phase, so I'm gonna say my cargo cords!!
**RANDOM QUESTIONS **
Where do you think swear words come from?: It all began many MANY years ago, when people began talking. These 4 guys were sitting in a cave, and they made themselves a concoction of marijuana leaves and animal fat mixed with water. They didn't know that marijuana's bad, m'kay? So anyhoo, they started making up words in their drugged up stupor, and one of them got up, and said "I've got the fucking munchies!!" and ofcourse he meant funky, and ofcourse that makes no sense since they were all stoned. So the other three began giggling inanely, "tee hee!!! fucking!!!" and the women of the tribe walked by at that moment, and they were stoned too since they used the marijuana leaves as lettuce, so they began using it even when "sober". The words accumulated as the night continued, and over the centuries, the words of this ancient tribe... we'll just call them Potswana -were passed on to the Romans, the Egyptians, and cultures from then on have changed the meaning of these words for whatever they want. And on Nov. 27 1772, John McCormick from England wrote up a book in a drunken stupor, on the back of a pub napkin saying that all words such as 'fuck, shit, ass,' etc. etc. shall be known as obsenities, and they're evil for the mind, and if we use them we'll become the sons and daughters of the underworld blah blah blah.... drunken rambling.... blsaodkfjhoihsdofn 5 dollars, get outta here.... at which point historians believe he was hit over the head with a bar stool. And.... what was the point of this story? oh yeah. stay outta my booze!!!
What is the best "unexpected thing"?: when you're feeling down, and out of the blue the person you're talking to says something super sweet and then hugs you...
The most common use for Vaseline?: Howie's substitute for hair gel? uh... babie's diaper rashes.
Are you over your last "crush"?: It's lasted for 3 years, and no. I'm not.
What do you really think of Britney Spears?: Dammit, why are her songs so catchy???! I don't think much of her, but the music's cool.
When was your last hospital check in?: let's see.... last year when my sister fractured my thumb.
What do you drink?: anything
What color's your bedroom carpet?: astro turf GREEN!!!!!!!!!!
What was the name of your childhood blanket?: I called it my balloon blanket, and now I call it my bwankee. Wow, I was more mature when I was 5..... but I remember I used to sit on it and pretend I was the focus of a parade, and everyone had confetie and balloons, and I'd sit on my bed on it waving, and smiling, and blowing kisses "thank you!!! thank you very much!! you people are too kind!!"
What kind of corn would you want to be?: the corniest kinda corn there is!!!!
What are your true feelings of the opposite sex?: women were, are, and always will be the superiors, men just like to think it's the other way around.
where do you see yourself in 10 years: I see..... a loft.... and.... OOH! I SEE MEE!!!!! with a doggie, and.... a laptop.... and..... and...... a really big debt!!!! to society AND the government.... damn University..... damn STUDENT LOANS, WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM BACK??!!!!
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: if being me is a crime, then consider me guild diddly ilty, as char diddly charged!!
What type of car do you drive now: MY DAD'S HYUNDAI SONATA!!!!! I DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry.
What do you do most often when you are bored?: WRITE!!!!!!!!! it's what I do!!!!!
What words or phrases do you overuse?: oh come on, if you're getting this email, you KNOW what I way overuse!! wachaaaaaaa.... oh my Goad. This email is so loang, it's SO not goajus!! it's SO not betta than a soana!! My Goad, don make me get latina on jour ass... ok? RRRRRRosa, jour such a loosa. oh my GAD. What? Mustang? Oh no...... :)
Name the person that you are friends with that lives the furthest away from you: Sarah. Well, geographically speaking, it'd be.... Caite or Kelly.
Most annoying thing is: aside from myself? hmmmm..... I'd have to go with.... my voice. and ME USING THE WRONG WORDS AT THE WRONG TIMES, AND NOT KNOWING WHAT A WORD IS, OR MAKING UP A WORD ALL TOGETHER, DAMMIT!!!!! I'm SO Vocabularality limited.... jeez, that is SO not humblizing!! I resign in Toronto, so that explains something... almost literally..... oh no....
Little known facts about you that people may or may not know: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

And there you have it, folks. Drunken ramblings from the mind of... well, me! I hope you had fun reading this. And remember, this is cut and pasted from an email, those who know me will understand, and those who don't will only be afraid of me.

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