Jayalalitha on the Road

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai. He's stopped in traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual; we're not even moving."

He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars and he rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me officer, what's the hold up?"

The cop replies : "Jayalalitha just found out the verdict, and she's all depressed. She's lying down in the middle of the highway and she's threatening to douse herself in gasoline and light herself on fire. She just doesn't have Rs.85 Crores for the tax dues. I'm walking around taking up a collection for her."

The man says, "Oh really, how much have you got so far."

"So far....ten litres."

Here's another question. Think carefully and answer.

Q: Laloo prasad Yadav, Mulayam, Jaylalitha, Sitaram Kesri, Sukh Ram and other corrupt politicians are travelling in a ship. Suddenly the ship crashes into an iceberg and starts sinking. Now, who will survive ?
A: India will survive.


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