COOL STUFF PAGE.

Feed pidgeons laxitive

Read The Wasp Factory

Put itching powder on toilet paper

Burn things

Feed Seagulls laxitive

Hurt stuff

Hit stuff with baseball bats

Wear lint masks

Read the cool stuff page

Listen to Nine Inch Nails

Eat good stuff (Like, nachos and stuff)

Beavis & Butthead the TV show is cool.

Hate the POPE

"Get your hands off me you filthy apes"

Say that to the next two people you see

Call everyone an arse, like "ArseyPrez"

Go to a Spike and Mike film festival

Put a sock on your cat's head

Go to a junkyard and break stuff there

Watch MTV's DownTown the TV show

Use Jesus Christ's name in vain

Eat chips

Wear Shorts instead of pants

Tell people I sent you

Eat poo

(nah, i'm just kidding, thats not cool)

Tom Green is cool

Sean Connery is an ODB

NWA is so dope

NGA is pretty cool

NBA sucks kind of

NRA: pretty stupid, but yet kinda cool

NHL is hockey

NFL stands for touchdown

CSP is the coolest thing

Nukes are cool too

12.2.99 - 12.2.99

And thats my perception of whats cool and whats not these days, to me anyway. If you want to be cool, just do that cool stuff, and maybe you'll be cool. Heh heh, this page is cool.

Like, if you have some pretty cool stuff, and you like, want to put it on the cool stuff page, then like, email me with some cool stuff:

[email protected]

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