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November 4, 1999 - Last updated

FUNNY WORDS

Words that make you laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME you visualize it. Email me, and if it makes me laugh, i'll post it.

November 5, 1999 - Last Updated

Le Pet Cuisine: De Elegance

Send me the sickest shit you can come up with that involves cooking PETS, not a fucking cow or anything like that. Don't try to be a smart ass. Prarie Dogs are acceptable.

Make it realistic though.

Apply LIVE hamster to hot frying pan at two-hundred degrees celcius. (Use thermometer to be precise)

Add butter to pan, scrape hamster off bottom of pan with spatula soaked with Olive Oil. (To remove fur)

Put hamster in microwave on HIGH untill goldenbrown, or eyes oozing.

Remove hamster from microwave, shake hamster for stray hairs.

Before chopping the hamster to compact chunks, snap neck to KILL it. Break spine.

Suck internal organs and hamster blood out manually. Wait five minutes for eyes to fall back into sockets. Remove eyes from arsehole.

Cut into a dozen peices. (Dwarf Hamsters: four peices)

Place hamster on silver platter, add chives and barley, and serve!

enjoy!

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