Hang Halloween decoration in March

Recite poetry to a toaster

Sing to the toaster

Have a fight with the toaster, yell at the toaster, throw the toaster out, tell everyone you never want to hear of the toaster again.

The next day, bring the toaster back in, and tell everyone that nothing bad ever happened.

Go through a drive thru, and ask for a to-go order

Clip your nails with a pair of scissors

Cut paper with nail clippers

Pick your nose with a toothpick

Reintroduce yourself every single time you see someone

Each time, introduce yourself as a different name

Use an eel as an electric cord

Dip your hair in lard for that extra shine

Wipe your nose on a dog

Lick a dog's nose

Take a dump by a dump

Put some bricks in your toilet
 
 
 
 
  go home!