A boy grows up (more).
During his next few years he learned to ramble, making what would have been a one page web site into several. He still needed to work on his gramar and spelling but he was doing great.

He then started to learn how to paint, and paint well he did. With the frail arms he had when he was one he could do no wrong. He painted this burlap painting when he was 1 and a half but it was of him when he was one so the picture is appropriate.
Chris's Wild Years

Well Chris continued playing and so forth, he started to invent things. Pictured Below is him on one of his first inventions, the rocket powered stroller with Carbon/Magnesium blanket to keep him warm during orbit. NASA did not conferm this orbit because he was just a kid and everyone knows you can't take kids seriously. Well he met up with his alien folk, and they gave him special powers (not like he needed them he was already amazing) that gave him the ability to fly and make fun of people at will. He was what the Japanese call, Watsee maka buey hiki mary tuna taiwainee plasticee sapree haro. Which means:

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Our hero tries to act like Bugs Bunny with a carot in his hand, he was just one. Obviously he is not funny, he is very serious. Taken recently after abduction.
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